A/N: So, I saw somethin like this on Facebook, and decided it'd be cool if someone did something like it with Destiel :) Enjoy :)

It was late Friday night when Castiel Novak got a text that would change his life. It was from his best friend, Dean Winchester, and said simply 'Hey boyfriend! wanna hang out tom.?'

Castiel looked at it, and his heart soared. He'd spent many minutes (and many pairs of underwear) dreaming about Dean.

He quickly texted 'Sure, boyfriend 3 :)'

He got a text a second later saying 'Sorry! That was supposed to say best friend. Damn autocorrect.'

Castiel's heart broke. Then, before he could reply, his phone dinged, signalling a text message.

It said 'Wait, you're gay, too?'

Castiel quickly typed 'Yes, Dean. Am I to assume that by 'too' you are as well?'

'Yes, and now I have a boyfriend.' Castiel's heart shattered when he read the text.

Castiel unenthusiastically typed back 'Who?'

'Cas, do you try to be this ignorant? I'm talkin bout u dumbass :) so u wanna hang out tomorrow boyfriend? :)'

And that was how Castiel got his first, and only, boyfriend, whom he is now happily married to.

A/N (again): Sorry if it's a little rushed. I got it done as quickly as I could so I could post somethin' on my birthday :)