"I, Angela, take you, Ben, to be my husband, my partner in life and my one true love. I promise to always be there for you, support you in whatever way possible and to always love you… even when I hate you."
Someone get me a bucket.
"When I met you seven years ago I couldn't have imagined that you would bring such happiness and love into my life and for that I'm forever grateful.
Kill me now.
"I will cherish our friendship and love you today, tomorrow and until the day I die. I offer you this ring as a symbol of that promise."
Seriously, someone take these flowers from me and physically beat me in to a coma, before I do it myself.
But no one could hear my silent pleads for mercy from inside my head.
It was in the perfect picture, down to the absolutely last detail. High school sweethearts vowing to forever love and hold each other till death do them part.
I was moments away from drowning in my own tears. Or punching someone.