The voices in his head were tearing him apart. Constantly trying to anger him, fuel his resentment towards his dad, motivate him to skim and steal in the name of freedom, overthrowing the old world order for a new , better one. Normally it works , he felt energized to serve his master, but as whit all mortals he had his moments of doubt...he would be hurting many people including Annabeth. He took a solid gulp of the golden liquid. Dionysus for a guy that cant drink has one hell of a well stocked bar. Alcohol dulled his senses, and muted the voices from beyond. For a moment he had the luxury of not thinking. Until that is his demigod instincts kicked in to overdrive as a slim shadow jumped between the tress , dashing towards him. He waited until it got close and in steed of fling he turned and jumped straight onto his aggressor, this maneuver worked, its disoriented the shadow figure for long enough to throw it over his arm and slam in to the ground whit enough force to apparently brake something jugging by the snapping noisy and a weary feminine yelp.

Wait feminine? Looking closer he cursed. Before him there was a girl in a tattered shirt of camp half blood…and pants that were obviously to big on her hips. Ones that nearly slipped of during the throw and now reviled the upper part of her pubic hair. He did not recognize her as on of the campers, whit was odd, he was fairly positive he new every one a round.

"Heh girl you cant just come at some on from behind like that! I almost gutted you" He scolded, letting go of her hand.

"And what the hell was I suppose to de? Stroll in to the camp half naked and maybe straight in to the Hermes cabin?! I needed you're help Luke!"

"Wait...I know that voice.." He blinked looking at the girl who was now sitting on the ground , arms crossed and pouting steering blazing daggers at him. How did he not noticed this before? Thaws sea green ayes , short black hair and an attitude that cud wary well belong to a brat of Zeus.

"Percy? Is that you...or did Dionysus put a curs on his alcohol?" Luke turned to the bottle suspiciously.

"You stole from Ms. D? Wait don't answer…I choose ignorance, what ever it is…and yes it's me...I need help!" She pulled up her pants "Serious help!"

"Okay...am… what exactly happened to you? "

"I decided to het an 1h gender swap…"Percy smiled sarcastically "I don't know! If I knew I wouldn't be sporting tits like this" She shock her additional two appendages vigorously. And Luke found he had a hard time tearing his ayes away from them.

"Okay…"

"Luke?"

"mm..?"

"My ayes are above them...mined not steering?"

The blond blinked several times and snapped his head up

"Sorry there just…I mean...seriously there real?" It was probably a stupid thing to do but he knelled down and grabbed one , giving it a squeeze. Percy yelped/groaned and jumped back .

"Hey!"

"Holly shit they are…"Suddenly the surrealistic nature of everything seemed to get to the son of Hermes(or maybe Dionysus did cures his alcohol) , because the next thing he new he was rolling o n the ground laughing hysterically , holding his stomach.

"All hail Persefina Jackson the daughter of Poseidon! "He croaked and laugh some more.

Percy turned crimsoned red and did the next sensible thing an embarrass girl whit no weapons cud do. She started throwing pinecones at her friend cursing and jelling

"Perverted, idiot! I come to you for help and all you can do is laugh and fell me up! You! I you…uh…flat blowfish! "

Luke stopped laughing for a moment simply steering at Percy, that was probably the lamest and strangest insult he herd his whole life...and he heard many. That notion probably downed also an Percy coos she stopped pelting him whit cones and insisted facepalmd laughing.

"That was sooo bad…"

" A bit" Luke agreed snickering. "But you get points for creativity."

They both giggled for a short time before the blond composed himself enough for a serious discussion. Day light was running out and soon enough they'd haw the night time patrolling harpies on there assess.

"So…how did this..."He pointed at her breasts nonchalantly " Come to be?"

"Seriously? I haw no idea...I met a nymph in the forest...or at list I thing it was a nymph I'm new to this all… we started a conversation bout the camp, then it suddenly came to the girls at camp…she kept asking me whether I liked some on , maybe some on from Aphrodite's cabin…"

"uhoh…" Luke muttered feeling the wind of dread.

"uhoh what? You know her?"

"mm I think I do…but continue.."

"Right, any how…I told her the girls in Aphrodite's cabin are not my type…and I wanted to leave it at that but she kept drilling the subject...so…I finally snapped and…am...I sort of said I don't care for bottle heeded blonds whose biggest talent is accessorizing and noting beyond that…"

Luke groaned slapping his forehead.

"After that she jelled at me and pushed me in to the stream, I think I hit my had on something coos I blacked out and when I woke I was like this… "

"Percyyyy…"Luke moaned. "That wasn't a nymph you idiot!"

"Then who?"

"Aphrodite she always medals in low affairs, and you just insulted her kids and her favorite past time."

"What?1 so what do I do now?! I can be like this for ever!?"

"Wheel…the way I see it…you're screwed Percina.."

"LUKE!"

"key key…don't jell…you sound like a banshee whit you're voice creaking like that."

Percy blushed cowering his mouth. Maybe it was the hormones or just the stress of you're world turning on it's head but her ayes misted over and she just fell a part.

"Pe..percy? hey …whoa...don't cry!" Luke was dumb founded., he did not expect this. "I was just joking! Chiron will find a way..hey..aw..com on...stop!" Finally in an act of desperation he crawled to her and hugged the girl close to his hest. Ha...she felt, kind of nice.

"Hey Hey. its okay...shh...tell you what...am…ill smuggle you in to the cabin and...er.. ill get you anew uniform in you're size…and in the morning will talk to Chiron?" He tried

Percy muttered something in to his hest ,in between sobs.

"Am…what was that?"

"I said… shear you're booze whit me…I had enough …"

"Am..okay.." He looked at her suspiciously. " You know drinking doesn't solve the problem right?"

"Shut up and pass me the bottle.." Luke stood up and got it, placing it in her trembling hands.

"I haw to warn you this is whiskey...its strong a specially for new comers."

"As long as its not beer I can live whit it...I heat the smell of bear…"She took a swig of the alcohol and momentarily started choking on it.

" Told you" The blond sing song whit a sarcastic smile.

"It's ok" The next swing went down smoothly.

"Better?"

"It's foul…" Percy sigh. "So how am I going to get to my cabin whit out flashing some one?

"Hym- "Luke toke off his shirt. And throw it at her. "Take this and put it on. I'm bigger than you so its probably going to cover you're mid section…and...I suppose you just haw to hold you're pants up to prevent them from falling. Or…ah...wait a moment.." He stood and went in to the forest, only to emerge whit a long weeping willow twig I his hand. "It's the best I can do right now. Use it as a temporally belt…whoa there magnificent!" He whistled walking over , as Percy was taking her top of. She had the cutest breasts he had ever seen. So maybe they weren't as big as he first thought. Bu t they were covered in small freckles at the top and had small brown tanned nipples going rather well whit her sun kissed complexion.

"Hey! You are a pervert!"

" I'm a composure of fine things...ahem .. And it's not like you're rally a girl so it doesn't count" He bit back.

"hym a pervert is a pervert , but I spouse…" Percy blinked pondering her position ,looking down at her new additions. "They are nice aren't they?" She took a another swig from the bottle.

"Nice…there dam sweet…"He took the bottle and gulps down some of the liquid.

"Wonder where I got the freckles from.." The boy now turned girl muttered.

Luke shrugged "Cud be they where always there now they just more prominent any how...you got a smiling face between them" Luke added trying to lift the mode.

"What? Where?!"

"Here.." He scooted over and pointed at the top of her right Brest "Two dots and a line under it. You're breasts are literally smiling up at me."

Percy coughed "Ah this is soo surreal…"

"So…Im not going to get a cone in the aye for that comment?"

"nah… men…Chiron's going to fix it right?" He toke a deep calming breath " And its like you said...I'm a boy…so...this is like a costume...m sorry for earlier man...it was just the stress.

"And now it's the alcohol…"

"Yup " He answered whit a smile finally tugging on the bigger shirt. And using the willow whip as a belt. Luke felt his pants tightening a bit at the sight of a girl wearing his clothes.

"Soo were going or what?" Percy asked snapping him out of his daze.

"yeh …ill smuggle you in throe the window in you're cabin."

" All the windows are in front...except the bathrobe one. " Her ayes brighten joyfully.

"And that's what will use." The son of Hermes nodded and smiled back.

"But what If I get stuck there whit a bear ass…"

'You wont...trust me.. and if you do Grover might help" he laughed

The girl shuddered and gave a theatrical sigh and nodded. His plan worked well…as always , most campers where at the supper so there was no one to run in to. If you crossed the cabins from the back. He gave the girl a boost to the window, and everything went well until she really got stuck.

"What the hell! Luke help me! A shell got caught in the pants material I cant wiggle lose.

"Shit.. cant you brake it?"

"Its to long and to hard…"

"That sounds nice" He snickered a bit at the wording. Ah…the alcohol was definitely working.

"oh shut up and help!"

"How?"

"Unfasten my pants , so I can slide out of them…"

"Percy…love…that's for the third date." He added whit mock shock.

"So I'm putting out early this time…do it Castellan! "She bit back sarcastically, apparently getting use to the though that this body wasn't in fact hers. This might be more fun letter on

Luke smirked and tried to get under the girls legs. To untangle the belt and unzip her pants.

"Hey Percy?"

"Yeh?"

"You got freckles her to…"

"You haw got to be kidding me…" Luke's laughter rung out loud in the forest .