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-o- When Colette Gets the Water -o- (based off a skit
"Augh...it's hot out here..." Lloyd moaned as they walked through the desert.
"No shit sherlock." Genis replied angrily.
"What's with you?" Lloyd asked the 'elf'.
"IT'S HOT OUT HERE!" Genis shouted.
"I just said that."
Genis sighed. "I just wished we could get out of this desert soon..."
Lloyd looked over at Kratos. "Kratos, you haven't had any water yet."
"Our water should be given to Colette and Genis." Kratos replied in his usual emotionless tone.
"Oh and not me?" Lloyd asked in a hurt tone. "Come on, you're making Noishe worry."
Genis continued kicking the sand disappointedly.
"I don't need the water..." Kratos protested.
"Come on! Stop acting tough and drink some. It's COOOOOOLD." Lloyd bribed.
"I suppose so..." Kratos finally gave in.
Kratos realized that their canteen was empty. "Hmm...Colette?" Kratos called.
"Wh-what?" Colette asked nervously.
"What did you do with the water?" Genis questioned.
"Um...um..." she stammered. "Well...you see...the snake looked so thirsty and--
"YOU GAVE IT ALL OUR WATER?" Genis screamed.
"Eheheheh...yeah.." Colette admitted.
Genis moaned. "Shit! Now we'll die out here!"
"Genis, watch your language!" Raine snapped at her brother.
"Sorry..."
Raine frowned. "I suppose we'll have to go ALL THE WAY BACK TO TRIET."
Lloyd groaned. "No...it'll take us forever to get to the Ossa trail..."
"Sorry..." Colette apologized.
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