Warning: Extreme OOCness.
I do not own hetalia, toilets, or bricks.
Once upon a time there was a very old man. The old man was named Arthur Kirkland. Arther was angry all the time; when anyone tryed to talk with him, he'd grump until they left. They all left. Exept for one named Francis. Francis was a froufrou man who flounced around and drank wine all day. He refused to wear glasses because they were 'unstylish' and for some reason thought grumpy old man Arthur was a woman. Eithe that or he was gay. Probably not. Whatever, we are losing track of this lovely story. Wait! Who am I talking to again? Never mind. On with the story! Francis did this weird sexy (so he thought) dance up to Arthur's front porch and knocked on the door. Arthur, being the old man that he is didn't hear the knock, and commenced griping about his life to a portion of thin air called 'Flying mint bunny'. Dont blame him, he's gone senile in his old age. :) Anyway, Francis ,having failed at catching Mr. Kirkland's attention, climbed through the window. "Oh Arthuuuuur~~~, where aaaare you my love?", he whispered seductivly. Arthur, of course,didn't hear him. Which made Francis a little annoyed. How dare that crusty old scone ignore his 'amour'! So he through a rose through the window, took of his clothes,and left, flouncing angrily. Arthur, meanwhile, got up from his OldManChairTM, and stomped around his house. Eventually he fohand the rose and flushed it down the toilet. The End.
Well that was my first OOC random weird story. Please review, da? ^_^ If there are any people or subjects, (hetalia related) you want me to write a short OOC random story about, please review and tell me!