Confederate America looked around the long table to make sure everyone was there. Satisfied, she stood up.

"All right y'all, ah think the world conference can convene. Complainin' about the world's problems and how we can't do anythang about them by talkin' excessively. Ah'll go first. About that whole global warmin' thang, I think we should go to the real world conference and yell at those guys."

"Yeah! Ze awesome me hasn't yelled at anyone in a long time!" Prussia whooped.

"There's no way yelling at them will help solve global warming." Britannia reasoned.

"Ha! If Connie and Britannia don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?" Gaul mused aloud. This of course led to an argument between Britannia and him.

Ancient Egypt sighed, "European nations are so immature. I doubt they'll ever grow up. Maybe I can appeal to the only organ of theirs that seems to work." She held out two bags, "Would you like to sample some Egyptian tasty treats?"

"WE'LL JUST GET HUNGRY AGAIN!" The two former nations yelled, in a full-out brawl now.

Scandinavia looked over at the woman sitting next to him, "Hey, why don't you say something Aztec? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in."

Aztec looked annoyed, "What? Why me? No thanks." She leered at a trembling woman from across the table, "I want to see Maya get in big trouble and come crawling back for help." She then pointed to a sobbing man sitting farther down the table, "And Toltec will be right behind."

Inca snorted, "You're so tough. Next you'll try to pick a fight with Native North America." Aztec would have replied but Olmec stepped in, blocking Aztec's view of Maya.

"Stop right there!" he yelled, "If you get any closer to Maya I'll-"

Aztec couldn't hear what he said after that, Gaul and Britannia were too loud. Amazingly, Ancient Greece was fast asleep.

"Please everyone, calm down!" Ancient Egypt grumbled. The fighting only got louder.

Germania had had enough, slamming his hands on the table he roared, "EVERYONE SHUT UP!"

"Germania!" Gaul and Britannia gasped.

"We've called zhis conference to talk about our past, not make new problems. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting ve'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chatting or side deals, and absolutely NO going over zhe time limit. Now if you vant to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but not in a vay zhat mocks my grandson's past."

A man with curly brown hair raised his hand. Germania pointed to him, "Germania recognizes his friend Roman Empire."

"*several suggestive and dirty words that have been censored for the sake of the audience*!"

After that, the meeting moved on to the drinking and dancing. Gaul lost all of his clothes, Britannia swore she'd never drink again, and Germania won the drinking contest with Roman Empire coming in second and Prussia as a close third.

XD I was bored and I had no inspiration for my other stories so this when this came to mind I had to write it. Please don't flame me if you disagree with how a country was portrayed, these are just my opinions and SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! XD XD

Please review, I'd love to hear what your reaction to this was!