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Summary: Dean knew it was a bad idea to give his little brother pixie sticks.
Alternate Titles: How The World Might End, The World Shall Not End As We Think
The story that Sam tells Dean is an actual story that I made and told to my friends, and is a reason why I should not be given pixie sticks.
Pixie Sticks
Dean knew it was a bad idea to give his little brother pixie sticks. Sam and sugar just did not mix together. But he just wouldn't leave Dean alone. So he threw the bag of pure sugar to Sam and said, "Here, go crazy. Just don't bother me while I'm watching t.v." Sam just stared at the bag for a moment, then a smile formed on his face that the Devil would be proud of. He turned on his heel and ran to his room.
Dean was finally able to enjoy some time to himself, but it was short-lived. He was just getting into a show on classic cars, when he heard a scream and the firing of a gun. Panicking, Dean ran up the stairs and into the room that he and Sam shared. What he saw stopped him dead in his tracks. His 12 year old brother was standing on the bed pointing a gun at the floor, where laid and old stuffed clown now filled with rock salt. Dean looked to Sam and saw that one eye was dialeted larger that the other. He couldn't understand what was wrong, until he noticed an empty bag of pixie sticks on the floor. This couldn't be good. "Sam," Dean said slowly. "What are you doing?" Sam turned his head to look at Dean and whispered, "They must be stopped." Now Dean was really confused. "Who must be stopped?" he asked. Sam quickly glanced at the toy, back to Dean, and said, "The clowns."
"Um..." Dean had no idea where this was going. "Sam, I'm not sure what you're talking about."
"They're going to kill us all!" he yelled.
"Calm down." Dean said quickly. "How are they going to kill us?"
"All the clowns in the world are going to come together to make one big clown. But he'll be too big to fit on the Earth, so he'll start floating off into space. Then he'll realize he doesn't have a clown nose, so he'll take a paint can and brush that appeared from nowhere and paint the Earth red. He'll stick it on his nose, which will create massive earthquakes all over the Earth. But that won't matter because everyone will have already died from the paint fumes. So the clown will just free float through space where he'll eventually be sucked into a black hole, disappearing forever. Ironically, this will all happen on December 21, 2012, and the Mayans will be sitting on Jupiter with the ack-ack Martians from that movie Mars Attacks, which is weird because they're Martians. And the Mayans will be laughing and saying, 'I told you so!'" It seemed like forever that Dean stood there in silence. Finally he said, "Sam?"
"Yeah?"
"No more pixie sticks." Sam looked at the bag and said with a sigh, "Yeah, you're probably right."
Ok, I know that was kinda out there. Don't worry, I didn't shoot anything. lol.