A/N: Hello. It's been a while since I did anything for Hetalia huh? Yes, it indeed has, and I sincerely apologize about that, but I've been having a bit of a writers block for the next chapters of my two Hetalia stories. Whelp! Enough out of me for now, on with the story.
The setting of our story is a lively park in the beautiful country of Italy. It was a warm and sunny day; people were walking their dogs, children were running around, musicians were out with their instruments playing happy, melodies; it was an amazing day. For them. But, for a curtain Italian it was not so good.
We join Feliciano Vargas, more commonly referred to as Italy, sitting on a park bench. But he was not running with the children, or playing with the dogs, he wasn't even singing and dancing to the music. No, instead he was sulking on the bench with a forlorn air about him.
Why was the happy little Italian so down in the dumps? Well, you'll see.
Right next to him was his very best friend Ludwig Beilschmidt, or Germany, who was trying to console him, but to no avail.
'It's so strange seeing him like this...' he thought to himself.
"Italy... please don't be so... sad." He tried to plead with him. But, he wasn't doing very well. He was a fighter, not a therapist. But, he still tried to make his friend feel better.
"I- I can't...!" He half yelled through his tears of pure sadness.
With a heavy sigh, Germany asked: "Can you at least tell me what is so horrible it's made you this sad?"
After a long pause, Italy finally answered saying: "I- I'm all out of p- p- pasta!" He cried and continued to sob heavily.
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The planet Earth then promptly exploded.
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The end.
A/N: Well, what did you think? Pretty crack-tastic ending huh? I'm not really sure xD this was my fail attempt at crack, considering I've never written crack before I'm not sure if it's any good. Well, I liked writing it. You might have noticed all of the colorful little words I put in there, well, I'll tell you about them. In English, we're finally starting to get into writing descriptions! :D It's so awesome! Well, I bid you farewell, for it is late, and I am tired.