I've never written a songfic before, this little thing came to me in a flash of inspiration at about 3 am a couple of days before I left for Italy. The song it's a parody of, and to the tune of, is called "He is Your Brother" and it was the second song ABBA ever released, so I've got no idea if any of you will have ever heard it, but I'm gonna post this anyway, I want your reviews so I can be sure of just how much it sucks. This was just a bit of random fun, needed something to cheer me up after I finished my last fic (which I will upload at some point before Xmas)

Enjoy!

******* I was a normal female Transylvanian

And my life as a servant

Gave me nothing much to hope for,

But then I happened to see

In Riff's eyes, that special gleam,

I could hear people sayin', 'bout our sexual strayin'.

"You can't have him, he's your brother!

Incest isn't a good thing!

Spare the feelings of your mother!

Keep the family platonic!"

As a domestic life was always so stressful,

But my heart was so empty,

Had no love from anybody.

But then me and my brother

Found romance in each other,

When they speak we don't listen, they don't know what they're missing.

"You can't have him, he's your brother!

What would Frank N Furter say?

You can't be with one another,

Sex with a sibling's not the way-ay-ay-ay hey hey!"

*****

It was short and it sucked. Any questions?