Runescape Epics
Zezima's Rise and Fall
A most dangerous place the green dragons domain seemed to be, but the young warrior named Gaunt felt up to the challenge. Impaling the dragon through the throat with the Dragon longsword, the blood gushed through its throat as he flinched in fear; he turned around to see several S ranked fighters staring him in the face. One wearing the Barrow brother Guthan's armor, his spear shining gallantly. Another wearing the magical armor of infinity with a lava staff. The third and final warrior wearing the archer Karil's armor with a rune crossbow, his bolt set to kill. Gaunt had cement shoes for a moment until he sensed several A ranks, one being very familiar to him; his fear stopped at that moment.
The warrior in Guthans spoke menacingly, "The black plague is upon you." He twirled his staff and signaled to his comrades. "Your life is on the verge of inexistence."
Gaunt was yet again unphased, almost laughing at the trio of warriors placed before him. He smirks, saying, "Here we go again". Unbeknownst to the three warriors, a purple wave of energy had been shot over them, disabling any teleports they might have had planned. The hidden warrior chucks a rock at the ranger and hits him in the back of the head.
The warrior speaks, "Hey guys, what's up? I hope you didn't have any plans to leave us anytime soon." Gaunt knows this familiar figure to be Cloud, his friend and A ranked warrior. The A ranked warrior Cloud was clad in a black sleeveless uniform top and pants, pieces to a black Zamorakian robe draped over his left arm and leg, black matching gloves with Zamorak symbols on the wrists embroidered in red, along with a cape of pure obsidian, climbing boots, an amulet of glory, and to top off this odd appearance the warrior had spiky blonde hair that flowed in the wind and the Dragon Two-Handed Sword, which requires special training even for the most experienced warrior to wield. He stood there waiting, twirling his giant Dragon 2H in his hand with little difficulty.
All of a sudden, a ranger jumped out from a tree stabbing the Guthans warrior in the eye with an arrow, killing him instantly. The Rune arrow shattered on impact as it penetrated his eye socket. Cloud then proceeds to spin slash horizontally, slicing the ranger in half at the waist killing him. Then, the hidden mage jumped down from another tree and flicked a whip out, and wrapped it around the other mages skull; he then proceeded to pull back causing the mages head to be twisted off completely. The ranger and the mage were ready to attack each other, until Cloud stepped in.
He stepped between them and spoke with a calming voice, "Guys wait, I don't think we should fight each other. Hell, if anything, I think we should team up! You both saw what we just did!" The mage and ranger looked at each other for a moment, and decided it was for the best. "Alright, well let's start by introducing ourselves. I'm Cloud." He shakes hands with the two of them and waits for their introductions.
The ranger was next to speak, "I'm Dystridev. You both can call me Dys." He was clad in black d hide top and bottoms, mime boots, black void knight gloves, black trimmed helmet, a cape of pure obsidian, a glory amulet, the crystal and magic shortbow crossed his back, with the dragon halberd sticking straight up from them, and he had nice white hair slicked back.
It was now the mages turn to speak, "I am Enigma. I'll be your mage guys cause I'm fuckin' awesome like that ya know?" Enigma wore red Zamorak robes, a glory amulet, and a cape of obsidian, his hair was a longish white with spikes that came down in his eyes, and he carries a whip and dragon scimitar. Then, from out of nowhere they were all suddenly staring into the eyes of the king black dragon.
His voice was rough and deep, it seemed to shake the insides of their souls as he spoke. "Leave us, or die," he proclaimed. This
was punctuated by the sound of a warp, and the next thing they knew, they were all standing in the presence of their good friend Lt. Shibby.
"Damn you guys, I almost burned my flippin' manta ray cause of you!" He looked frustrated, but pleased to see his three best friends. They all had a friend in common in Shibby, because of the military background. He took his manta ray from the oven and put it on the table, then looked to his friends, "I do believe its ready guys, come and eat ya bastards!" The outstanding quartet raced to the table, with Enigma getting shoved into the wall, knocking down a plaque with a Daggonoth head on it.
Enigma looked rather pissed off at this turn of events, "I'm gonna fucking kill you Dys!" Enigma jumped from the floor onto Dys, knocking him to the ground. Fists and feet were flying to the point where almost no one noticed the glowing red monks of Zamorak hovering in through the window. One of the monks took advantage of the chaos in the room; took one of the dining chairs from the table, snuck up behind Shibby and cracked the chair over his head, knocking him unconscious.
Cloud turned to see his friend Shibby K'O-ed and yelled at Enigma and Dystridev, "Guys look! We gotta get these monks outta here!" Cloud grabbed Enigma and lifted him from Dystridev so they could help him fight the monks that were tearing Shibby's house apart.
Dystridev quickly head sprung up to his feet and yanked the halberd from his back spinning a 180, facing away from the monk and jabbing one Zamorak monk in the stomach knocking the wind out of him and spun back around facing him and impaled him onto the halberd raised him into the air jumped onto the table and slammed the blade into the table keeping the monk pinned to the table. He then pulled the magic shortbow from his back and a rune arrow from his leg quiver and shot the monk in the face. Yanking the halberd back he turned to see Cloud having a confrontation with a monk himself.
Cloud was in the kitchen slamming a monk's face into the lit stove top burner. He yanked his face back only to decapitate him with the Dragon 2H. Cloud threw a newcomer's map to Enigma.
Enigma caught the map and looked at Cloud, "What the fuck do I need this for?"
Cloud replied, "Improvise, dumbass."
Enigma turned around and pulled the map around an unaware monk's face and suffocated him with the map.
Dystridev looked to the last one, the leader, and watched him run for the window, but Dystridev put another arrow in the bow and fired, connecting nicely right into his ankle, pinning him to the wall. Enigma quickly ran up and threw the now crumbled newcomer's map at his face, doing absolutely nothing but humiliating him. Cloud ran up next and kicked the monk in the genitals... "Sucks to be that guy" Dystridev said as he watched Cloud do that.
"He deserved it... look at Shibby's house!" Cloud said in outrage.
Dystridev finally put his magic shortbow back on his back and grabbed up the halberd again. He approached the helpless and pathetically humiliated monk slowly. "You feeling alright, asshole? Because the house doesn't look alright; I see blood on that table! Go clean it up with your tongue and no alcohol allowed to clean it! If you get AIDs that's your fault. You shouldn't have broken into our friend's house and tried to kill us all..."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay sir, just don't fuck me up again" the monk said pathetically enough. The monk quickly jumped onto the table and proceeded to lick up the blood.
Enigma walked over to Dystridev and whispered in his ear, "What the fuck was the purpose of that Dys?"
"I don't know, I just thought it would be funny" Dystridev replied.
"You guys are fucked up" Cloud said between laughs. "Oh, shouldn't we check if Shibby's okay?"
"Ehhh, he'll live" Dystridev said calmly.
Enigma recovered his will and stature and finally returned to calmness, "Okay I propose we find out why the hell this dimwit showed up"
"Wouldn't be such a bad idea" Cloud said.
Shibby finally got up and looked around at his house. "...Cloud... what the FUCK... HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!? I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!" Shibby screamed as he started pushing Cloud out the door. Cloud walked out the door and watched Dystridev and Enigma leave as well but not forgetting to grab their bitch (that fag monk).