"You didn't."
"Well, I was only going to get one, but then the woman at the shelter told me that these two are brothers, and it didn't feel right to separate them, so I got them both, and I know they'll be lots of work, Dean, and I know you usually avoid things that require lots of work, but—"
"Those are the cutest fucking puppies I've ever seen."
"Yes, I thought so, too."
"What should we name 'em?"
"How about… Romulus and Remus?"
"I am not naming my dog after a Harry Potter character."
"I don't understand that reference."
"Never mind. What else you got?"
"I— I think the smaller one just urinated on your shoe."
"…We should name that one Sam."