A quick explanation: during youth group we had to do a drama piece[based around a Christian couple who got a surprise visit from an old school friend who was agnostic. I wanted to turn ours into a musical kind of thing, so I wrote and spoke all of this, while my actors 'performed' to it. My youth group loved it, it's short but I hope you enjoy it
This is not meant to offend or anything, it's supposed to be funny… Just in case you don't quite get it
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Gather round dear children, for a story told in song,
About dear Jan and Jeremy, but don't worry it won't take long.
They sat all quite and demure, whilst drinking a cup of tea,
When the evil Hansputin came, over unexpectedly
Hansputin, Hansputin the evil scientist guy
He shunned the church and its beliefs; he thought it all a lie
"Hello there my dear Jeremy, I hope my face you have not forgot
But I hear you're Christian now, and for that you must be shot"
"Oh no, dear Jan what should we do, he must be round the bend
I would beat him senseless if he were not my old dear friend"
"My dear Hansputin, surely you must believe in God a bit
So if you'll please let us explain; have a tea and have a sit"
And so Hansputin sat down with them, dear Jan and Jeremy
And so discussed Christianity, over a cup of tea
"By Jove, I get it, I see the light, I'm sorry for my infraction
Allow me membership to your church and please take no legal action"
"Yes of course" cried Jeremy "You're welcome in our church"
Said Jan "Why yes dear Hansputin, for nobody was hurt"
And happy ever after for their life, they all did remain
Through grace of God and help of church they all stayed slightly sane
And so ends this story, of song, drama and the lot
So please sit down, or have some tea, but please, do not get shot.
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Love it hate it? Are you gasping at the screen and condemning me to hell?… Please don't
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P.S. I'm having trouble with the internet, but to let you know I have a SasuNaru valentine coming to you all soon, providing I have internet