Miss Authoress: From the people who brought you "Miss Authoress" and "Whatever"...
Kazuma: Stop being dramatic! This isn't a movie!
Miss Authoress: ITS FANFICTION! Time for -drumroles- interviews! First up is my favorite charater...KAZUMA! Wait sinces he's sorta being...well Kazuma, right now...Lets interveiw Ren Kannagi!
Ren: Hello~
Miss: Well, time to say random shit no one gives a shit about...Ok Ren if you try to kick my ass or stab me with a butter knife, I have my Bodyguard with me, RYUYA KAZAMAKI! -looks at paper- Well sinces he was sorta killed of...my new bodyguard is! -looks at another paper- Oh hell no!
Kazuma: Well I thought this bodyguard would suit you best so I hired her.
Lapiz: Hello... -holds up butter knife-
Miss: Can't I just revive Ryuya in a pagan ritual?
Kazuma: Nah.
Miss: I hate you... On another topic, Ren did you know this is not a proffesional interview?
Ren: Yah...Like when you became a therapist?
Miss: BAD REN! NO BAD LANGUAGE FOR YOU!
Ren:...
Miss: You know what? I wonder what you call the phobia of butter knives... So have you ever been in a relationship?
Ren: Um...
Miss: Oh yeah your 12...
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DRINK WHISKEY! Drink responsibly...
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Miss: Ren, If you was able to-
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Give ideas about questions to ask next chapter!~
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Miss: If you were given 100000 U.S dollars what would you buy?
Ren: Nothing, because I live in japan.
Miss: If you lived in america too~
Ren: I would buy stuff for my freinds...
Miss: Good answer! If-
Ren: -runs away-