Four best friends sat on the couch playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. There was Terra, the leader of the four, a hyperactive girl with dark brown hair and a love of cartoons. Addi was the token cutie, a blonde who had a strange obsession with hats. Then there was Chaser, a stoic Alaskan scene kid with spiky multi-colored hair and a collar that she refused to take off. And Taylor, the most level-headed of the group, a blonde who spent a lot of time playing video games. The four were inseparable… they did everything fathomable together. They played their stupid games, went shopping for more games, made food (and usually burned it), and made jokes about anything and anyone who happened to walk in their path.

"Addi, stop cheating!" whined Terra. The brunette was the self-proclaimed champion at Brawl, but she was certainly getting her ass handed to her.

"Now who said I was cheating? Falco is better than Wolf anyway."

"HE IS NOT AND YOU HAD BETTER TAKE THAT BACK."

"Terra, Addi, chillax. We still have time for a few more rounds until the movie comes on." Taylor stared at Terra with a face that said "I will unleash the forces of 500 Uboas on you if you don't knock it the fuck off". Terra made a face at Taylor that simply said "DERP DERP I'MA PONY". Taylor was neither fazed nor offended by this gesture. She threw a Town House Cracker at Terra's derpy face.

"Taylor, that hurt." Terra whined.

"You catch with your hands, not with your face." said a certain Alaskan scene kid who just so happened to be called Chaser. She then proceeded to throw her own Town House Cracker at Terra.

Soon they were all throwing crackers at each other and it would've become a cracker and dip orgy if it hadn't been for that damn TV.

The TV made a sound that could only be described as the sound two raging hornets make while mating inside of a running lawn mower. Amplified. Terra began to roll on the floor screaming, Addi hid her head under a pillow, Taylor plugged her ears and yelled for someone to turn the TV off, and Chaser just sat there, hypnotized by the sound of technology dying.

Then silence. All 4 of the girls passed out where they were, and the TV stopped static-ing. If anything happened after that, they sure as hell didn't remember.

The next morning, Terra was the first to wake up. She was in this unfamiliar room with her 3 friends who were all passed out. She screamed. Loudly.

Chaser threw her Care Bear at Terra to shut her up. "It's morning, dumbass. Shut up and- OH MY GOD."

Yes, Chaser had just realized that she too was not in her normal room. She jumped out of her bed like a ninja boss and used her self-taught ninja powers to wake up Taylor and Addi, who were still sleeping. They all had a simultaneous freak-out. While they were screaming like a rabid mob of fangirls at a Jonas Brothers concert, some guy in a serious-looking black uniform broke in and started yelling at them.

"MY NAME IS KENNETH AND I AM A MONITOR AND IF YOU DON'T GET DRESSED AND GO TO ORIENTATION RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO SEND YOU ALL TO WEST CAMPUS AND KILL YOUR BELOVED STUFFED ANIMALS."

They all just stared.

"Monitor?" asked Taylor.

"Orientation?" questioned Chaser.

"…you'll kill George?" inquired Terra in a high voice.

"YES. NOW GET DRESSED OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASSES. COLLECTIVELY."

The four girls opened their closet and somehow missed the attractive guy who had been hiding in there. They put on their blouses and skirts and leggings and gay red sweaters. The four then followed that monitor guy to a building where they watched a video that almost made Chaser fall asleep again.

…wait a second; how the hell did they miss that attractive guy in their closet? Anyway, it doesn't matter. They went to their first class, which just so happened to be Biology.

Addi hated Biology.