Title: Diary Entries (until future notice)

Author: Escaped Sanity

Co-author: Bloodybrit (She's my inspiration/everything else)

Disclaimer: If we were J.K. Rowling, we certainly wouldn't be working on this. le sigh

Chapter One

Of Rebels and Diary Entries

7/26/96

Dear Diary,

In my anger, I have accumulated a body count… or I will in a couple of hours. Ugh! I'm so sick of "Righteous Ronnie", "Heroic Harry", "Facetious Fred", and "Gallant George" trying to come to my rescue all the time. I'm not a bloody damsel in distress, as much as they would enjoy that. No, they just scared off this muggle bloke (poor lad) who had asked me to go for ice cream with him. Something about me having a boyfriend. Obviously they don't pay attention to me because I broke up with Dean last week! Go figure. But Hermione has been a dear. It's lovely to have a girl in the house (besides Mum) to talk to. And she doesn't mind listening to muggle bands when she's in my room. She actually finds it funny… The Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Guns 'N Roses, Alice Cooper, Nirvana, etc… she doesn't care. Ron is always calling me a terrible kid and trying to turn off my music. Sheesh. Who needs a family like that anyway? Oh, someone's coming…

Love,

Ginevra Molly Weasley

With that, Ginny shut her safe diary and sighed. "What THIS time Ron?" she asked annoyed.

"You!"

"Yes, me. What about me?" She sounded bored.

"You're having a bad influence on Hermione! Now she insists on listening to muggle music when we're together."

"…Don't you mean she's having a bad influence on me?"

"…NO! You're the bad one. She always follows your lead…" he kept going, but she tuned him out.

"Schwatever."

"Huh?"

"Never mind, it's a muggle thing. Now, leave."

"You leave 'Mione alone. You hear me! LEAVE HER ALONE!" He stormed out of her room.

7/26/96

Dear Diary,

Is it possible to kill someone several times over? Honestly… RR would have been dead years ago. Along with FF and GG. I'd guess HH only in the past year or so. But, really.

I swear, RR has more mood swings than a pregnant woman.

OH GOD, there's only two explanations for his behavior: a) he's pregnant or b) he's bi-polar AKA he's manic depressant. I'll opt for the latter as it's highly improbable that he's pregnant. He's my brother.

Merlin, what if he's really a she? And HH knocked him/her up? Oh bloody hell, that's not right. Bad mental images. BAD mental images. Bad Ginny. Bad, bad, bad, Ginny.

Hokay. Hokay. So, I'm still single. I'm looking for a nice lad who… well… isn't scared off by my four pages in rusted armor. I just hope it isn't someone weird… like Luna's long lost twin brother. Or something. I mean, she's my second best friend, but she's so out of it. Sometimes I wonder about her sanity…

Hang on, someone's coming.

Hokay, it was just Hermione. She now has access to you whenever she wants. She get's to CONTRIBUTE! Yay!

Hey! Wow Gin, that's a lot of weird-ness. But I agree, the guys really DO have to start butting out of our life. They call it "personal" for a reason. I'm glad you enjoy having me over, you're the younger sister I've always wanted but could never afford to buy off the black market. Hey, don't hit me! I'm kidding, geez! Really, Gin, I thought you knew me better than that…

Don't try and guilt trip ME, you're the one who said it.

Well yeah, but I didn't mean it. I mean, I want a sister, but… never mind. So why don't you just ask that muggle guy out? He's good enough looking…

He won't even look at me anymore because of them. sigh I'm doomed to always being single… except Michael and Dean, but they don't count. You know who I noticed last year…?

As long as it isn't Malfoy… or Snape, for that matter.

Well, no, not exactly. Blaise Zabini. He is one fine piece of man. Ooh… those eyes. When he looks at me it feels as though he's staring into my soul.

Hang on, someone's talking. Oh, it's dinner time. Later.

Love,

Ginevra Molly Weasley

and

Hermione Jane Granger

"What took you so long?" her mother asked. "We've been waiting for ten minutes!"

"Sorry Mrs. Weasley, we were… cleaning. And we had to finish," Hermione lied with a smile on her face.

"You were?"

"No mother, we were plotting the destruction of the world. Of course we were cleaning. Are you trying to call 'Mione a liar?" Ginny asked defensively.

"No! No, of course not dear. Why don't we… uh… eat now?" Mrs. Weasley asked nervously.

"Wait Mum. Is it that time of month Gin? Honestly, you don't need to lash out at her just because Dean broke up with you," Ron stated angrily.

"ACTUALLY, I broke up with him. He was… never mind. Just never mind. You know what, I'm not hungry anymore. If someone needs me, I'll be in my room. Good-night," she ground out bitterly while trying to keep her temper under control. Now was neither the time nor the place.

7/26/96

Dear Diary,

I could just murder Ronald right now. The arse had the absolute NERVE to ask if it was that time of the month. Gee, I just love my family. With a passion.

On the bright side, I just sent Pig to Bill for some firewhiskey. There's a reason he's my favorite, you know. He knows after I get smashed I'm in a better mood. Well… after the hangover, anyway. But still. I hope he sends his owl… Pig couldn't handle a spoonful of water.

Well, I'm going to wait for it. Good-night.

Love,

Ginevra Molly Weasley

Author's Note: Well, that's the first chapter. There are a few modern references, forgive me. And Hermione doesn't HAVE to have absolutely perfect grammar because, after all, she's writing informally in a diary, and I don't have perfect grammar. le sigh The next chapter should be out in… well… a week. Because school seems to have taken importance over… this. And the title Diary Entries is temporary, until I can think of a better one. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the italics is Ginny and the bold italics is Hermione. Please review (and send ideas for a title)!