"Get up Hawkeye! Choppers, and a lot of them!" Radar shouts at Hawkeye.
Hawkeye groans and gets up. This is how his life has been at the 4077th MASH surgical unit. Waking up early every day to patch men up, just so that they can go back to war and get wounded again. He hated it, but he had no choice, and didn't like seeing men die. Hawkeye throws a pillow at Trapper. "Wake up Trap! Wounded." He shouts as he gets dressed.
Trapper throws the pillow back at him. "Why'd you have to wake me huh? I was having a lovely dream where this war never happened and I was back home."
"Can you keep it down? How am I going to get any sleep with you two yapping all the time?!" Frank yells before going back to sleep.
Hawkeye get on his last boot and walks over to Frank. "Get up Frank, we have wounded here. And I don't care whether or not you are a good surgeon. We need all the doctors we can get."
"What? Why did they have to come now? I was sleeping!" Frank whines.
"I don't know Frank, I'll tell our wounded to wait for you to wake up next time." Hawkeye rolls his eyes.
"You shall not talk to your superior officer that way! You're only a captain, while I'm a major." Frank says in a matter-of-fact tone as he heads to Post Op.
Trapper starts laughing. Hawkeye looks at him. "What?"
Trapper grins. "Do you think I should tell him that I put a frog in one of his pockets?"
Outside Frank screams. "Arg! Who put a frog in my uniform?!"
Trapper and Hawkeye start howling with laughter as they head out of the swamp.
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Trapper and Hawkeye walk out of Post Op, finished with surgery. "What shall we do know?" Trapper asks
"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to sleep, dreaming that I'm on a date with five different girls and we all are heading to my house. You know what will go from there." Hawkeye tells him.
"Change of plans," Trapper says, "Henry is coming towards us."
"What does he want now? I didn't say anything to offend Frank during surgery today." Hawkeye asks.
"Pierce, General McCarther is in my office, and he needs to talk to you. He says it is important." Henry explains.
Henry heads back to his office, and Hawkeye and Trapper follow him. They find the general in Henry's office. "Hello Pierce. I have some news; my granddaughter is coming up to the 4077th."
Hawkeye looks at Trapper, then back at the general. "I need to know this because you just like telling me things, or is there a reason?"
"My granddaughter is here only to learn how to be a nurse. I want her to know what it means to be in the army. I want you to teach her. And I've also gotten full permission for this." McCarther says.
"Full permission? What do you mean?" Trapper asks
"Well, you see, my granddaughter is 12."