(A/N: Watching the anime and reading the manga, many questions started to form in my head. I will share them with you. They are in no particular order since I write them as I think of them! Thanks to Chibi Shino for giving me comical answers to a few!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

1. In the first part of the Chuunin Exams, how could Naruto and Hinata talk to each other without getting marked for cheating?

2. In the second part, when the 78 genin had entered the forest, how could the branches support Lee with his weights?

3. When will Sasuke learn that a Chidori to the shoulder, while painful and often debilitating, is not necessarily fatal?

4. How can Deidara shrug off the loss of his arms so casually?

5. At least in the anime, how can he not get hungry after being in the air for so long?

6. Similar to 5, hasn't Gaara's corpse decayed yet?

7. How many masks does Kakashi wear underneath one another?

8. If Lee "gets stronger than he was a second ago," how could he ever lose?

9. In the Japanese anime, why did Tenten's voice make her sound like she was, like, 5?

10. In episode 220, how did she beat Lee in taijutsu?

11. How can Hidan be immortal? His mind controls his body, so destroying it should incapacitate him.

12. In the Valley of the End, how could Sasuke take all of Naruto's blows and recover from them? At least Naruto has the Kyuubi!

13. Why did Pein call Tobi so weak he is easily replaceable and subsequently take orders from him?

14. If Orochimaru's "elite guard," the Sound Four, were defeated by a handful of genin, what does that say for the rest of Otogakure?

15. If you have to hold your breath while in the Water Prison Jutsu, how did Kakashi survive?

16. Why do nearly all the boys (Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Chouji, Kankurou, Gaara, Kimimaro, Lee, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, etc.) wear nakeup of some kind?

17. How was Seimei always so calm, but the moment he lets his guard down and gets hit in the chest with a spear start screaming his head off?

18. Why doesn't Naruto learn Ino's Shintenshin? With the Kage Bunshin, he can use it without risking his real body.

19. How can the Shukaku statue be an "ultimate defense" when it only shields against attacks in about a 30ยบ angle?

20. Why bother removing the 5-pronged seal when they could've just busted through the wall?

21. How can 100 of Sasori's best puppets lose to 10 controlled by an old hag?

22. Similarly, how could Hiruko, Sandaime Kazekage, and Sasori himself get destroyed by a single punch?

23. Why couldn't Team Gai's clones say anything?

24. How could Gai's turtle throw a pinwheel at Lee's bandages?

25. How does every ninja in Konoha know from a nondescript bird flying in the sky that something important has happened?

26. Why is Sai so obsessed with male anatomy?

27. How can Sakon/Ukon reconstruct themselves if they dissolve their brains in the process?

28. How could Hinata take a Tsuuga head-on while Naruto nearly died from just a glancing blow?

29. How did Naruto, who failed the academy test, steal the Scroll of Sealing?

30. If Naruto could do it, why couldn't Mizuki?

(A/N: Those are my first 30 questions! Any additional questions/answers are appreciated!)