"Welcome to the meeting of the Akatsuki," Pein announced "Will everyone sit please,"

The members of Akatsuki sat down at a large, ominous looking table.

"Okay," Pein said as he looked around at the members "The union has contacted me, they have told me that I have to hear your feelings and suggestions or I will have to pay a large amount of compensation... so please, the floor is open,"

There was complete silence for a few moments.

Pein sighed "Does no-one have anything they want to share with the group? About the group maybe?"

After a few seconds, one of the members raised a hand.

Pein smiled at the Akatsuki member "Yes?"

Itachi smiled back "Well I was thinking..."

"Yes?"

"Is it possible for each member to have individual theme tunes?" Itachi asked pleasantly.

Pein raised an eyebrow "Excuse me?"

Itachi shrugged "I don't know, like I think it would brighten us up a bit. Give us some originality,"

"This is a professional terrorist organisation," Pein stated dryly.

Itachi nodded "Oh yeah I know that yeah," He held up his finger "But! Imagine this: I'm walking towards my enemy; I'm gonna absolutely pwn this guy yeah? And while I'm walking, the tune of Low Rider is playing!"

Pein cocked his head at him "Low Rider?"

Itachi nodded "Yeah! It's by War I think,"

"I'm not sure this is entirely professional," Pein said.

"Wait, wait!" Itachi begged "Imagine Kisame pwning someone to the tune of In Too Deep,"

Kisame grinned and nodded "That would be uber cool,"

Itachi pointed at the Kisame and smirked at Pein "See?! He likes the idea!"

Pein raised an eyebrow "Quite... can we please move on,"

"This is a serious proposal!" Itachi yelled banging his fists on the table.

Pein looked at him "Please control yourself Mister Uchiha,"

"I say you hear him out," Kisame muttered quietly "And stop being a little bitch about it,"

"What?!" Pein asked angrily.

"I said you should hear him out," Kisame said louder not looking at Pein.

Pein sighed and beckoned for Itachi to continue his idea.

Itachi grinned widely and waved his finger at Deidara "Erm, erm, his song should be..." He snapped his fingers together "Ooo-"

"Don't Stand So Close To Me? So Tobi backs off hmm?" Deidara suggested.

Itachi frowned "What? No! It should be Tick Tick Boom by the Hives!"

Deidara considered this "Hmm hmm," He nodded "That'd be good yeah,"

Itachi clapped his hands together happily "Yes! Yes!" He pointed at Tobi "Yours could be-"

"Don't Stand So Close To Me? So Deidara backs off?" Tobi said playfully.

Itachi shook his head "No! It should be Pork and Beans by Weezer!"

Tobi shrugged "I'd rather have I Just Can't Wait To Be King by Lion King but yeah whatever,"

"Are you done yet?" Pein asked.

Itachi glanced at him "No," He pointed at Kakuzu "Yours should definitely be Money (That's What I Want) by Boys to Men!"

Kakuzu clapped his hands "Oh how fun!"

"And Hidan's song should definitely be Tubthumping by Chumbawamba!" Itachi exclaimed happily.

Hidan smiled "I get knocked down, but I get up again," He sang quietly to himself.

Pein tapped his fingers on the table "Done?"

Itachi looked at him "One more,"

"Oh?" Pein said "Who?"

Itachi pointed at him "You!"

Pein shook his head embarrassed "Oh no I couldn't,"

Itachi nodded vigorously "Oh yeah definitely!"

Pein smiled "Oh go on then,"

Itachi rubbed his chin "Hmm, maybe," He murmured to himself; he clapped his hands together "Yes! That's perfect!"

"What?!" Pein asked excitedly.

Itachi looked at him and winked "Gay Bar by Electric Six,"

"Get out," Pein growled.

Itachi laughed and ran out to the Akatsuki's kitchen.

More To Come...