A/N: Hiya! I'm back with another story since I'm done with The Mission. Since I was done with it, I felt like I needed to throw in another to fill in its space in the updating loop. If you guys have noticed, I don't like to update the same thing twice, I like to keep a cycle XD. Kinda evil of me, but meh, I like it. So I won't hold you back any longer, please enjoy my new story and see you at the bottom!
If Sakura learned anything important about her new boss since she was appointed to him three months ago were three things: he's strict, he's emotionless, and he's scary.
She and Karin, the other secretary, would often hear yelling coming from his office and people would run out crying or pissed off beyond belief. No, their boss never did any of the yelling or the crying, it was the poor people who had to deal with him.
So when Sakura heard laughter coming from his office after she just came back from her break, she and Karin dove under their desks, ducking and covering to save themselves from the inevitable disaster that was to come. A string of expletives sounded from Karin's mouth as she dove in too fast and hit her head against the inside of the front of her desk. When nothing happened for the next few minutes except more laughter coming from his office, Sakura slowly crawled out from under her desk with trepidation.
She peeked around her desk to see Karin doing the same. After looking around for any signs of imminent danger, Sakura quickly shuffled over on her hands and knees to join Karin under her desk.
"What's going on?" Sakura asked, scared for her life.
"I have no idea," Karin responded, equally afraid.
"What happened when I was on my break?"
Karin shrugged as much as could in the confined space under the desk. "Some strange lady went into his office before I could stop her."
"Who do you think she was?"
"I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. I didn't notice her until it was too late."
BANG!
They both screamed and covered their heads with their hands. What's going on?!
"Haruno. Yoshikawa. What are you two doing?" the sound of their boss's voice boomed from above.
Slowly but surely, they climbed out from under the desk and immediately straightened themselves out when they saw their boss.
He raised an eyebrow, as if asking, "Well?"
The two of them started sputtering, trying to explain their unusual behavior. They almost started sweating bullets, and they would've if a voice didn't come from behind their boss. "Sasuke-kun, you have very interesting new secretaries."
It was the same voice as the laughter that had caused this whole mess.
Sakura and Karin looked passed their boss to see a gorgeous blonde standing there. The thing that shocked them the most wasn't that she wasn't in tears or that she wasn't angry or that she wasn't cowering in fear in the presence of their boss, but what–more like who–she held in her arms.
In her arms was a small baby boy with raven hair, the same as their boss's, and bright blue eyes, the same as the woman's. Was this their boss's son? Their boss was married?!
Their eyes flew to their boss's left hand and saw no ring, then they flew to the blonde's and also saw no ring. What was going on?!
Was this his girlfriend?! Shotgun marriage?! Illegitimate child?! The other woman?! Affair?!
The blonde laughed a bell-like laugh. "Sasuke-kun, I think you should explain it to them before they get the wrong idea." Then she cooed down at the baby. "Right, Sou-kun? The pretty ladies might think Mommy is Daddy's wife or something." Then she laughed like it was the most absurd thing in the world.
Sakura's and Karin's eyes widened. Then they looked to their boss, who was gripping the bridge of his nose, for an explanation.
"Haruno, Yoshikawa, this is my friend, Naruto, and my son, Souichirou."
"Friend?" Sakura let it slip before she quickly covered her mouth with her hand.
"Yes, she is Souichirou's mother and my friend. And no, we are not planning to get married. And no, we are not together," Sasuke answered routinely as if he got asked it hundreds of times before, which was probably true.
Sakura felt the heaviness in her chest lift. Her boss was single. But he had a son. Then it was back.
She had the biggest crush on him since she was first appointed as one of his secretaries. Karin and she would just gossip and gush away about their new boss, both excited to be working for such a hottie.
They both knew that they didn't have a chance with their boss but they were still the envy of the whole secretarial department.
"Hi, I'm Naruto." The blonde walked towards them with her hand outstretched.
Sakura and Karin quickly walked around the table to shake her hand and to bow politely to her.
After some small talk, Naruto turned to Sasuke and spoke. "Well, Sasuke-kun, I'm sure your very busy, I'll be on my way and leave you alone."
Sasuke just nodded and leaned over to tickle Souichirou on the tummy before saying goodbye. The little baby giggled uncontrollably as his tiny tummy was assaulted.
Sakura and Karin's hearts just melted as they watched their stiff, strict boss play with his baby boy.
Naruto turned to the two secretaries. "It was nice meeting you two, and I hope you survive longer than the last two."
They both nodded. "We hope so, too."
They leaned in when the blonde leaned in. "Between the four of us, we all know that Sasuke's a huge prick, so I wish you two the best of luck."
"Dobe," Sasuke growled out. He didn't need her giving his secretaries any ideas.
"Don't you agree with me, Sou-kun? Daddy's mean! He's a bully!" Naruto asked the uncomprehending boy in her arms, who just smiled and giggled at his Mommy. "See! Even Sou-kun agrees with me!"
Sakura and Karin giggled behind their hands as they watched their boss start to fume.
"Dobe, didn't you say that you were leaving?" Sasuke bit out. The blonde was seriously starting to get on his nerves, not like she ever failed to do so.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, love you, too, teme." Naruto rolled her eyes. With one last goodbye to the two secretaries, while making Souichirou wave goodbye to them, she made her way to the elevator down the hall.
Without a word, their boss shut himself back into his office. Sakura and Karin waited as long as they could before they started squealing at the top of their lungs. They immediately stopped when Sasuke's door flew open and as he glared at them. But once the door closed again, they continued silently squealing.
They just couldn't get over how cute their boss's son was. He was just absolutely adorable!
Of course, that was expected since their boss was drop-dead handsome and sexy, but Naruto, Souichirou's mom, was just as sexy and just as gorgeous. She looked like a model! Heck, if she didn't have a baby in her arms, they would've automatically assumed she was a model! They wouldn't have even guessed that she was a mother.
From what they saw of her, she was tall, slim, and slender, but still really curvy. In fact, models would kill to have her figure.
The two of them thought about Naruto enviously. Oh, what they wouldn't do to be the mother of Sasuke's child.
They both sighed dreamily as they thought about their boss before heading back to work.
OMAKE
Naruto casually walked down the street, gently holding onto the tiny hand of the little silver-haired boy trotting alongside her. Making sure to steer him around potential accidents, she expertly multitasked and enjoyed the hustle and bustle of the business district of Tokyo.
She automatically turned away from the main street and tugged little Yuu-kun along as they arrived at a tall, familiar building. Walking into the lobby, she didn't notice the hushed whisper of the gossipers as they talked about the little boy she was with. Oblivious of any of it as she made her way to one of the upper floors, she didn't know the disaster she was about to cause in the Hatake household with this innocent visit.
Coming to the logical conclusion that the only man who could be the father was the resident silver-head, rumors spread like wild fire. The Director of F & M was cheating on his husband and had a illegitimate child with this gorgeous blonde who was not afraid to flaunt the power she had over the sexy, powerful male. But hey, who could blame him? She was hawt and super attractive. What gay man wouldn't turn bi for a sexy little thing like that?
And that was how said Director ended up sleeping on the couch, having been relegated to it by an enraged husband who heard a rumor that didn't stay intact whatsoever while making its way through the grapevine. What his husband heard was that he was cheating on him with an overweight sliverette with a long, crooked nose, bushman eyebrows that connected together in a unibrow, and too much self-tanner; and had a blond illegitimate child who looked like a horse. How could he do that to their son?! How could he do that to him?! To Naruto?!
If he was going to cheat, then at at least cheat on him with someone not as hideous as the woman described!
The Director didn't know what he did to deserve this. It was all lies! He would never even hit on a woman as repulsive as that! But his pleading fell on deaf ears.
They still didn't know, to this day, the truth of the matter.
One can only say, "Poor Kakashi," as he got well acquainted with white, soft, leather couch that had a faint coffee stain on the middle cushion, a few crayon squiggles on the left arm, and light scratches on the back cushion on the right side.
Smh
A/N: Adding the omake was a long afterthought that might or might not continue. We'll see if I'm too lazy to add an omake for the next chapter.
So what did you guys think of this new idea/concept? I thought of it when I was obsessed with using FemNaru, so I have a bunch of other non-uploaded stories with her that I might or might not end up uploading in the end.
Shoot me a review if you guys liked it!
Thank you for reading and please reivew!
Published – 10/13/2013