Disclaimer: I don't own Jack Sparrow . . . If I did then I would give him to Meri for a birthday present. And I don't own Will. But me and my friend who are writing this own the plot line! Yea! We own something! Oh and if you want to find out who Devon and Jackie and Meri (I'm Sam) Are you can just go to my profile. I didn't use anybody's last name so . . . yea just read the story and review.

Jackie the pumpkin-flavored-soda walked out of the movie theater in tears. Samantha Hayhon shook her head while wondering what god had cursed her to this fate. They had just watched Thumb Wars: Revenge of the Nail Side of the Force and was weeping because Analin had gone to the nail side of the force. Meredith Logabobbin had told them to go see the movie after she had read the book (Of Course).

"Why?" Jackie cried looking up at the skies.

"Why me?" Sam said doing the same thing.

Both of them were struck by lightening and found themselves on Davy Jones's boat, sorry ship, with Jack, sorry, Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Can I borrow your souls?" The half-sober pirate asked.

"No, but I know someone's soul that you can have," Sam said.

"You could have had mine but I don't have one anymore," Came the reply from Jackie.

Jack, ignoring the comment from Jackie, asked Sam "So where can I find these souls?"

"Um . . . I don't really know where they are right now," She mumbled.

"How can you not know where your friend's souls are?" Jack cried out angrily.

Then out of no where a hundred random souls came flying out of no where and into a smelly locker.

"Well that takes care of the problem," Jack said happily, "No where's me rum?"

"It's at Meri's house," Jackie said backing toward a door that appeared out of the thin air.

"Where's Meri's house then?"

"Um . . . The only person who knows where she lives is Sam."

"Sam, show me where Meri lives and I'll give you some of me rum," Jack offered.

"No thanks," Was the reply, "I like whiskey better."

Shayla suddenly appeared out of no where and said "Jesus Christ"

Meri then appeared and scolded her for her language. Then her eyes fell on the almost sober pirate.

"JACK!" She yelled. A rum bottle appeared in her hand. "Drink before we all get sober!"

Soon Meri and Jack were both happily drunk, while Sam and Shayla were trying to restrain Jackie, who was trying to save Devon from being lost to Davy Jones crew.

"Devon! No!" She yelled.

"We could let her exchange herself," Shayla said.

"Yea then we would be rid of her," Sam agreed, "Except for the fact that she doesn't have a soul."

"That could pose a problem . . . ," Shayla said walking over to where Jack and Meri were still drinking, "But, we also could tell her that Randy's dying and that would shut her up about Devon."

"RANDY"S DYING!" Jackie cried. She started running around in circles yelling hysterically.

Jack passed out and Meri shook his shoulder.

"Jack, wake up!" She said, "JACK! WAKE UP!"

"Jack wake up Barbossa stole the Pearl!" She said grabbing him by both shoulders and shacking him fervently.

"NO!" Jacks cried, instantly alerted, looking around desperately.

"Jack calm down I was kidding," Meri said to drop him back on the ground.

"But," She added, "You managed to give my friends crushes soul to Davy Jones."

At that they both looked at Jackie, who was still running around in circles yelling Devon's and Randy's names, crying desperately.

"Somebody better slap her," Meri sighed looking at Sam.

"I will!" Sam screamed jumping up and running over to where Jackie was still running around and crying hysterically.

Sam slapped Jackie as hard as she could and Jackie passed out from lack of oxygen from crying so hard.

"Somebody better go get Devon and/or Randy before she wakes up . . . and Inuyasha junk . . . and all six Star Wars movies . . . " Shayla muttered to Jack as he took another swig of rum.

Devon appeared, safe from Davy's crew, along his new friend, Hayden Christensen. They both walked over to the blond laying unconsuence I know spelling on the ground. Hayden shook her shoulder and she slowly came to.

"Am I in heaven?" she asked.

"No," Devon replied, "Just on the floor."

Meri suddenly had an epiphany (Which is not a good thing) and turned to Jack.

"I have an idea," She said smiling mischievously. Sam looked at her face in horror.

"Oh no," She whispered, "Not again."

"What happened last time?" Jack asked.

"The rooster died."

"Yes the rooster died!" Meri cried out triumphantly, "But that's not what I was thinking of doing."

"Then what was it?" Jackie asked sitting up.

"Tell you when I get back," she said. Then she grabbed Jack's arm and they both vanished.

Both Devon and Jackie were dumbstruck by this, but Jackie soon recovered and began flirting with Devon and Hayden.

Sam turned to Shayla. "So, what do we do?" She asked.

"I'm still trying to figure out what happened," Shayla said staring where Meri and Jack had just vanished. Sam started staring at the thin air also.

"Yea, me to," She replied and they both stood staring at nothing for the next half-hour.

Meri reappeared with Jack and another man at tow.

"Guess what?" She said excitedly, "I went to go get Commodore Norrington, but lucked out and found Will instead!"

Meri pushed forward a blacksmith that looked eerily like Legoluas from Lord of the Rings.

"Does your girlfriend know about this?" Sam asked leaning to whisper to Will as they both watched Meri and Jack have an intelligent conversation, which in itself is, well, amazing.

Shayla tugged on Sam sleeve. "Ah, Jackie, Devon, and the Star Wars dude just left."

"Something in my gut tells me that's not a good thing," Sam said.

"TO WALMART!" Meri cried, "We'll find them! Jack come on!" And Jack and Meri both ran out the door (Was there a door).

"Meri and Jack are going to Walmart?" Sam yelled. Will and Shayla nodded. "This can't be good . . . " She said.

"Why not?" Will asked.

"Just trust me, it's not good," She replied.

Ok this is just some of the stuff that I and my friend are writing there will be more chapters but I just wanted to put this stuff up right now. I'll probably will post more later . . . So find out next time what happened at Walmart. Oh, and if you want any info on the characters go to my profile.