A/N: This is a series of drabbles I wrote inspired by the song "Hand In My Pocket" by Alanis Morissette. I own nothing, not the song, not Firefly, or Serenity, so don't sue me.

'I'm broke but I'm happy'. Kaylee looked in her little wooden box where she kept her money and credits. It weren't enough to get Simon a decent birthday.

'I'm poor but I'm kind.' Kaylee smiled at Simon, he looked surprised.

"You made this bao bei?" he asked.

"Sure did," she replied, beaming at him.

"It's amazing." He said, putting it down and pulling her onto his lap. "I love it."

'I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah.' Kaylee was lying on the exam table. She looked a little worried. "Kaylee, you are perfectly fine." Simon told her.

"Then what's wrong?"

"Well, you're pregnant."