I attempted to do that whole thing where you start a new line when someone new begins to speak. There isn't that much dialog though so I'm not sure if I did it right… Sorry if I didn't.

Disclaimer- I don't own House… But it sure would be fun if I did.

He hated it. Chase's natural charm. He wanted to punch the man every time he smiled at someone or made them smile back. It was irritating. He wanted nothing more then for the Aussie to have a bad day and snap at a nurse. Or even better, a patient. Then his charm would be completely wasted if people were avoiding him. House could picture it so clearly. No more blushing women. No more old couples saying, "Isn't he just wonderful?" Nope, none of it at all. House wanted Chase to have a bad day.

He hated them. All the people Chase did smile at. All the ones he assured were going to be just fine and even those he told, with faked sadness, were going to die. They annoyed him. Always giving him a reason to let that charm out, even if it really was a sub-conscious effort. He wanted nothing more then for them to disappear. Men who thought they'd just gained a drinking buddy. Little kids who thought they'd found someone to play with. House wanted all of the people in the hospital to just disappear.

He hated him. Chase in general. Going around the place pretending to be so kind and un-doing all of the hard work he himself had contributed into making the hospital's atmosphere more to his liking. He saw the way it made people look at him. He saw people lusting after his youngest employee. It bugged him. Women practically melted into puddles at his "thank you" grins. God forbid he bump into one and apologized. People had the tendency to faint around him. House decided to do something about Prince Charming once and for all.

"Follow me." He ordered the blonde man, leading him down the hall.

"Where are we going?" The cutely accented voice asked in response. House rolled his eyes. He'd forgotten about the accent. That just played right along with everything too. Chase was one big living aphrodisiac. He added that onto his list of hates.

They stopped walking in front of the clinic, where the majority of the people always seemed to be. There was an even mixture of nurses, doctors, and patients in all.

"Listen up everyone!" He called out. The greater part of everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to hear what he had to say. "This right here." he indicated to the slightly embarrassed wombat standing next to him, "is Robbie."

A few of the younger women began to whisper to each other in fan girlish squeals.

"Now I know a lot of you guys have formed a little crush on him." Chase looked genuinely surprised. No one had ever told him that had a crush on him before. "And I know he has a tendency to flirt a lot…"

"Hey! I do not-!" House gave him a look that made him shut up. He could protest as much as he wanted, it wouldn't make what he was saying true

"But," he continued. "This little man-whore is mine!" He sealed off his speech by grabbing Chase by the collar and kissing him hotly for everyone to see.

Leaving the whole clinic in a daze, he limped off. It wasn't a bad day, but it would work just as well.

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