DO U KNOW DE WAE?
(It was Saturday when Lincoln and his sisters were at the mall, while Lincoln's waiting for them, he heard some clicking noise which he noticed)
Lincoln: Umm…. Can I help you?
Ugandan Knuckles: Do you know de wae?
Lincoln: Huh? To where?
Ugandan Knuckles: You do not know de wae?
Lincoln: You're kinda like missing some information here
Ugandan Knuckles: *voice rises* you do not know de wae?
Lincoln: The way to what?
Ugandan Knuckles: *voice rises* you do not know de wae?
Lincoln: *getting pissed* the way to what?
Ugandan Knuckles: You do not know de wae?
Lincoln: *pissed* what on earth are you talking about?!
Ugandan Knuckles: Do… you know… de wae?
Lincoln: *pissed* Do… I know… de wae… TO WHAT?!
Ugandan Knuckles: *angry clicking noises*
Lincoln: Oh….uh…I'm sorry…. I didn't know it was like that.
Lincoln: Uh…yeah "De wae" is right over there.
Luan: Hey Lincoln! Get a load of this- *burps*
Ugandan Knuckles: *clicks away merely*
Luan: So, wet's up? *laughs*
Lincoln: Shut up, Luan.
(While Ugandan Knuckles' clicking on his 'wae' he saw two doors which leads to the 'wae' (i.e the comfort room) so it chooses the girl's comfort room and clicks his way into it.)
(It cuts in the girl's comfort room where Lori was doing her business when Ugandan Knuckles
Peeked underneath it)
Ugandan Knuckles: My queen! There you are! I have finally found you!
Lori: *screams* OH MY GOSH! YOU PERVERT! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Ugandan Knuckles: *kawaii clicks*
(It cuts back outside when Lori comes out the comfort room)
Lori: (running) *screams* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! LITERALLY!
Ugandan Knuckles: *pops out the girl's comfort room door*Why are you running away?
Lincoln: Alright, so, uh the mall have some complaints about you, and, they decided to let me to look for you and, uh…
Lincoln: First of all, you're not really that funny, and the mall really need you to get off the premise.
Ugandan Knuckles: *clicks disapprovingly*
Lincoln: And whatever happened to your singing career? I mean, I think people liked that a little bit more.
Ugandan Knuckles: My brodahs! You know de wae. Assemble.
(An angry mob of Ugandan Knuckles showed up)
Lincoln: *laughs* What're you guys gonna do?
Ugandan Knuckles: Spit on him brodahs!
(The mob began spitting on Lincoln)
Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, Spit's not so bad.
Ugandan Knuckles: Jizz on him, brodahs!
(The mob yell with great anger in the background)
(one of the mobs grabbed Lincoln on his shirt)
Lincoln: Wait, what?!
(The mob then pulls Lincoln to attack him)
(It ends with a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles beating up Lincoln because he doesn't know
What is "de wae")
THE END!