Vader sat at a big table in the newly constructed Death Star. He picked up his comlink and said, "Well, are they here?"
"No," said an Imperial Guard. "But Luke Skywalker is."
"Why haven't you sent him up here then?" asked Vader.
"Don't you hate him?" asked the guard.
"Yes," said Vader. "But he is my son."
"WHAT?" yelled the guard. "Jim, Vader has a son."
"Yes," said Vader. "Now send him up here."
"Okay," said the guard.
Vader sat in his chair looking at all of the food on the table. There was turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, sweet potatoes, green beans, rolls, and pumpkin pie.
A door opened and Luke stepped inside the room. He had a plate in his hands.
"Happy Thanksgiving!" shouted Vader. "Now, what is under that plate."
"Green Bean Casserole," whispered Luke.
"My favorite," said Vader. "Take a seat, young Skywalker."
"I'm not young?" said Luke.
"Yeah, but neither is the Emperor," said Vader. "And he thinks he is 142 years young!"
"Okay," said Luke. Just then, there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get that!" said Vader. He used the force to open the door. It was the Emperor.
"Vader," said the Emperor.
"Yes," said Vader.
"I don't ever want to hear that come from your mouth again, Mister!" yelled the Emperor as he hit Vader.
"Sorry," said Vader.
"Okay," said the Emperor. "Now, let's eat!"
"Okay," said Vader. "But what did you bring?"
"Green Bean Casserole," said the Emperor.
"That's what Luke brought!" said Vader.
"Well sorry!" said the Emperor. "I didn't know what he…"
"Okay," interrupted Vader. "Let's just eat."
They all sat down and started eating the Thanksgiving meal when another knock came from the door.
"I'll get it," said Vader as he walked over to the door. He opened it and it was Han and Leia. "Welcome," said Vader. "What did you bring?"
"Green Bean Casserole," said Han.
"With Extra green beans!" added Leia.
Vader stood there looking a the two. Then he pulled out his lightsaber and killed them!.
"Whoa," said the Emperor. "Don't do that!" Vader ran over to the Emperor and struck him down too! Then he turned to Luke.
"NO!" yelled Luke as he pulled out his lightsaber and killed himself.
Vader stood there in astonishment and said, "I wasn't going to kill him!"