Hi people! I dunno if this qualifies as funny but its stupidly retarded i guess. Hope its not boring in anyways and y'all can cyber-kill me if you all want for wasting your time. Thanks a lot anyways! :3

Maddie: Welcome to the KUORSHITSUJI PROSTITUTES4VA CLUB! Since its special opening night entry will be FREE, cause I am kind MAMA-SAN. :D Here we have CIEL, AlOIS and GRELL! ALOIS IN A SUPA TIGHT SHORT AND SMEXYLICIOUS TRAN-TRAN OUTFIT, CIEL IN A CAT-SUIT *wink wink* AND GRELL IN... He's not wearing much huh. O.O Soon, guest stars UNDERTAKER and SEBASTIAN will be arriving soon!

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: Now let's get up close and personal! *pans imaginary camera*

Alois: OOO. I like 'UP the CLOSE' and 'personal'. ;3

Maddie: NICE. * has impure thoughts*

Ciel: Why do I always have to do this... *grumbles*

Maddie: CIEL! WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE ENJOYING IT! Hehe...

Ciel: NO! *blushes and mumbles something that sounds like "a little"*

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: Gonna go deaf soon...

Grell: Uh! Where's my Sebas-chan?

Ciel: NOO! If Sebastian comes I'll never live it up! D:

Maddie: No shit, Sherlock. *eyes Ciel's cat suit.*

Lau: Ah. Looks like we've come to a unique place, Ranmao.

Ranmao: *nods*

Ciel: SHIT! *runs away from Lau*

Maddie: Where's Alois?

Alois: UNDERWEAR PARTY! *jumps onto crowd of fangirls to be handled around... or something*

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: I see...

*Door slams open*

Undertaker: Sorry I am late! B)

Everyone: *sudden silence...*

Undertaker: Like my costume everyone? *Giggles manically* It's the smex!

Maddie: O.O It's a... dominatrix outfit.

Alois: Hey! The weird Chinese dude just jumped into the Thames!

Maddie: He will live. AND this is the reason Undertakers should stay Undertakers, even if they look good in hooker outfits... *gawks and has impure thoughts, once again*

Ciel: *returns and gawks* I hope Undertaker doesn't have necrophilia.

Maddie: No shit, Sherlock.

Grell: AHHH! SO HOT I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES! XD

Sebastian: Grell! You hurt my feelings, and my clothes are slipping off suddenly... *sly smile*

Fangirls: KYAA! XD *runs towards Sebastian*

Grell: Sebastian! I still like you more! CHUU~! *gets kicked in the face*

Maddie: Poor Grell... YOU'LL LIVE ON IN MY HEART FOREVER THOUGH! O wait. He can't die.

Ciel: SHIT! SEBBY IS HERE! *runs away again*

Maddie: Too late, i think he's spotted you and he's trying not to laugh at that corner where the fangirls are trying to rape him... One crazy lot they are. *nods and strokes imaginary Confucius-like beard*

Alois: ORGY PARTY!

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: SHUDDUP! *rubs head*

Undertaker: Hey ladies, who wanna join me in my morgue for some fun tonight? ;D

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: This is getting too frequent... AND he just prolly means dissecting bodies, PEOPLE.

Undertaker: *sticks tongue out* its fun. Hmph. I'm going back ladies... Care to join?

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Grell: Did Alois say there's an ORGY PARTY? ME WANTS JOIN!

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: YES HE DID! *screams to be heard* TURN DOWN THE HALL AND ENTER ROOM Number 12... That was quick.

Sebastian: *panting and torn clothes* Maddie... I want out. Screw this shit.

Maddie: If you can get away... *eyes group, no, ARMY of fangirls heading towards us*

Sebastian: EEK! I meant I can handle that... *turns and plans escape route*

Maddie: I worry for you as a mama-san. *shows disapproving look*

Grell: I'LL PROTECT YOU SEBASTIAN! *jumps out of nowhere only to be run down by ARMY of fangirls*

Maddie: Poor Grell...

Alois: BACK FROM ORGY PARTAY! That was fun!

Ciel: Sebastian has gone huh. Phew.

Maddie: Yes, and it's beddy time now, huh, Ciel?

Ciel: *grumbles* Yawn. Yeah. *Trudges to room*

Alois: I WANTS JOIN YOU! XD

Ciel: NO. Not tonight, Alois... O crap... *facepalm*

Alois: *smirk*

Fangirls: KYAA! XD

Maddie: GET OUT PEOPLE! THEY NEED REST!

Fangirls: *glares and shimmies out*

Maddie: They creep me out... Like one giant colony of ant aliens... *shivers*

Grell: EEE! Where'd Sebas-chan go? X(

Maddie: Long gone, Grell, long gone. *shakes head*

Grell: DX Aww... *retreats to room*

Maddie: Until next time people! Until next time. XD *hand waves*

Hi people (again)! Reviews? Cause they are helpful ( just a simple -Nice- or -This sucked bad- will do) AND suggestions on where you want them to be next chappie will be GREATLY APPRECIATED. Or slow update. (Maybe a blessing to you) Thanks a lot again! :3