Chapter 1: Time for a rematch!
It was another uncomfortable morning for Dan, he just had the most painful day ever yesterday as nearly everything was out to get him. He first hit his head on the swinging lamp "What the! I thought I burned you!" said Dan nearly shocked to see this annoying hazard returning. Dan then ripped the lamp out from the ceiling throwing it right randomly creating a giant hole in the wall hitting a sick elderly fat man in a wheel chair bumping him into the street getting hit by countless cars. He then walks over to his big pile of cloths, noticing some of the cloths he got from earlier episodes:
-The costume of himself Chris wore in "The Ninja"
-The cloths he put on Chris in "The Animal Shelter"
-His usual winter jacket from various episodes.
-His street worker disguise from "Traffic"
-His villain costume from "Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre"

-His "Bat-boy" costume from "Baseball"
-His Military captain costume from "The Salvation Armed Forces"

-His pirate eye-patch from "The Beach"
-His Fancy cloths and Chief suit from "The Fancy Restaurant"
-His Biff Wellington costume from "Dan* Imposter*"

-His rubber Axe from "The Family Camping Trip"

-The chains from "Burgerphile (Episode)"

-The Monster costume Chris wore in "The Lemon aid stand gang"

-His "Stinky the elf costume" from "The Mall Santa"

-His usual ski mask from various episodes

-His golf suit and robe from "Golf"
-His Detective suit from "The Catburgler"
-And his Cowboy suit from "Wild west Town"
He simply just got his normal cloths, ski mask and eye patch, then heard a loud noise from outside, resembling a mix between a car alarm and an explosion. He then ran directly outside, seeing his car bursting into flames, literally melting into scrap metal with several civilians watching it's destruction and doing nothing but starring and pointing. "MY CAR!" said Dan shocked to see how anything or anyone could destroy a car like that and why. Then a brick with a letter attached to it hits the back of Dan's head, he then grabs the note and starts reading it "Dear Dan, surrender to evil as soon as possible so that no one will get hurt. Come to the following address as soon as possible:
203 North 5th street 3rd Mexico Canada HB 314789 (353) 021-8000..
Signed:

Dr. Pullem, The Wolf-man, The Yeti, Helicopter Hal, Dave Mcflare, Barry and Hiram Ditmer, Art Artshtein, Magnifico the Magnificent, The Lemonade Stand Gang, Ian Mextrex/ Mall Santa, Buddy Starr, The Sheriff, and Amber, AKA: The Legion of Evil!?*". Dan then rips the note the pieces, raises his fists and screams to the top of his lounges yelling "VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS !"
-Dan Vs. The Villains: The Movie