Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda.
L.I.C: Hey, I'm Link's item caddy or L.I.C. for short. So this is my first official fanfic so I'll keep it short for now. So I'll let you read and please review.
=====================================================================================Chapter 1: Well then we get several years of creepy dudes doing weird things to us =====================================================================================
Let's get this strait, I didn't want this to happen. It just did. And with it, my life changed completely.
This story is the chronicle of my time in Hyrule with my best friend, Nicolette. It is a story of action, adventure, joy, tragedy, love, and a little humor. I used to wish this had never happened, but looking back, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Okay. Now that the intense intro is over let's turn it over to the action.
(Brent POV)
"My place tomorrow. My parents will be gone and we'll have the whole house to ourselves." No it's not what you're thinking, you perverts. It was me informing Nicolette of where we would hang out this weekend. Then we both looked at each other with the same look.
" L-O-Z O-O-T" we chanted to each other. Yeah we were dorks, but we loved Ocarina of time. We were planning to try to beat it together in five hours with everything and no game overs. Our best run was seven hours. It will be difficult and almost impossible but we were pretty sure it would be a world record.
Then we realized people were staring. "Maybe we should stop chanting that in public?" I suggested.
"Maybe," she replied, "see you later."
LATER
"Pizza? Check. Beanbag chairs? Check. N64? Check. Ninjas?" I looked around, "Nope, darn. That never works." I was going down my checklist for the weekend, "Soda? Check. … Oh yeah almost forgot, timer? Check."
"Remember, we'll be back Sunday night. Don't throw any parties and the neighbors will check in on you every few hours."
"Yes, Mom."
'KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.' I opened the door.
"Oh, hey Nicolette. I got us setup in the basement. My parents are about to leave." I told her.
"Great, I looked up the record. If we can do this 100% in five hours, it's a record. The timer starts after link wakes up and ends at the final blow," She informed me.
"Okay. Oh yeah, did you remember the camera?"
"Yeah."
_ -10 Minutes later-
"Okay let's get in the deku tree." Nicolette said excitedly.
Then all of the sudden there was a flash and the screen went black. Lines of numbers and letters appeared in a seemingly random pattern and text box that asked yes or no. Nicolette turned to me with a 'wtf' look and asked "What should we do?"
"Press yes?"
Then all heck broke loose. First was the blinding light. Then there was the portal. It was bright green and just sitting on the wall, and it seemed like we were supposed to go in it. "Let's go," I said.
"Are you crazy? What if it leads to a dimension of pedophiles?" She warned me.
"Well then we get several years of creepy dudes doing weird things to us, but what are the odds of that?" I mocked as I walked towards the portal. As soon as I touched it I was pulled into it along with Nicolette.
"Hey I didn't even touch it."
I don't care.
"What was that!" I asked scared.
You can call me Bill.
"But you're a woman."
Don't care. Through the next portal you go.
"Fine," I complained as we walked through an identical portal and fell on my face with Nicolette landing on top of me in a strangely familiar field with a giant tree.
===================================================================================== END OF CHAPTER =====================================================================================
L.I.C: Yeah so that was chapter one so your reviews would be much appreciated. See ya later.