This is pure AU crack fanfic based on Worm, by Wildbow. I own nothing, and I refuse to claim responsibility for this monstrosity. You'll never take me alive, coppa!

Rated M for Crude humor. When an absurd duo decide to join Uber and Leet to break the internet, Heroes and Villains become embroiled in madness as a group of delinquents upset the established order of Brockton Bay. Delinquents Sequel; avoid if you dislike Adult Swim esque humor.

An omake for Taylor Varga that I may have got a little carried away with :) Knowledge of both canon Worm and canon Taylor Varga is probably required for it to make sense...

Taylor Hebert had never wanted to become a villain. That just happened as she made one desperate choice after another until she got in too deep to get out. This time, her journey as a cape leads her the other way.

An average person from our world, I had just finished a CYOA for Worm, the web serial that likes to tear down the superhero genre. I went to make them as broken as I could without taking the highest-level powers, and was sucked in. My story? Read on! rated T because Worm

The average person can easily understand that when it comes to living in a crime-infested city like Brockton Bay where villains carve out their own personal fiefdoms, treating life like a game can get you killed. It's kind of ironic, then, that Greg Veder has always been far more serious about games than he ever has about life. (Worm/The Gamer AU)

A petty, self-obsessed teenager who is suspiciously similar to Greg Veder finds out that he is Greg Veder, circa 2010. Armed only with having read 2/3rds of Worm, absolutely no powers, and an extremely kidnappable puppy, Greg "Eric" Veder tries to survive in the face of the greatest foe Worm has to offer: the average teenage girl!

Cancer patient Rebecca Costa-Brown gets a new lease on life—not through superpowers in a bottle, but dumb luck and the miracle of modern medicine. Naturally, she uses this opportunity to go to university, torment her roommate, get high, make friends, write papers, drink in moderation, and generally wreck everything in her path. A no powers college AU set in modern day.

We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.

"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.

The powers we get, they get stronger through conflict. No one said anything about our [Shards] evolving through despair. Someone should've warned this wayward [host] before I got saddled with one persnickety owl, no matter how helpful she is!

alt!power Taylor Trapped in the locker wanting nothing else but to have control over the situation and escape, Taylor triggers with the power to control metal. (Nazi stomp incoming)

Clockblocker is a girl and she's going through a hard time right now, okay? (Based on the same AU as Kid Win's Big Break) (Cover art is by Cpericardium!)

Taylor triggers in the locker with the ability to turn into an arbitrary number of Soviet tanks. Easily a breaker 9/blaster 5/mover 3/brute 4/changer 8/master 7, our glorious heroine becomes the vanguard of the proletariat and brings about righteous revolution. Escalation, power wank, and stations of canon galore lie within these pages.

Things go according to Alexandria's plan during Cell. A discredited Taylor is sent to the Birdcage for killing Tagg, but Cauldron intercepts her and puts her to work.

Butcher whatever number we're on now interrupts Rain's trigger event at the mall like a goddamn superhero (which, to be fair, is kind of the conceit of the setting) and sets about fighting crime, which is a good thing? The Butchers don't have a reputation for mental stability, so Tattletale's keeping tabs. We'll see how it plays out!

NOT an Index Crossover! Taylor triggers as a phenomenally cosmic powered not-linear-but-quadratic reality-warping Eidolon Package, intent on being a hero. Really, a hero. No, not an arsonist, a hero! Look, that city block had no business being there! I'll have it back up by tomorrow, okay?-! (Pathfinder Crossover-ish?)

Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?

Amy, Taylor, and Lisa decide to move to New Zealand to set up their own parahuman investigation business. With a new setting and new people, these three will have to work together to fight crime and unravel the hidden mysteries that the country has to offer.

Taylor Hebert is interning for Medhall. She has no idea who's actually in charge. This should be interesting.

Eidolon meets a ghost who claims she knows how to kill Zion. David isn't sure what to think - she often talks about future events as though they were chapters in a story - but as her knowledge proves true, he begins to recall the hero he abandoned in the thin hope of 'saving humanity'. SI.

The power to build things. That's what tinkers are. Someone should have said that robots shouldn't build for you. Eh, Taylor doesn't care, she's got bots to build and bots to build for her. Tinker!Taylor

Summer Camp was canceled. Taylor Hebert had no other plans except to hang out with her best friend all day, everyday. Then she finds herself right next to the Barnes' as their car gets stopped by the ABB in a tight alleyway. OCs are just for me to have fun, Taylor power-switch story.

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

Annette Hebert used to read Alice in Wonderland to her daughter every night, and now instead of triggering with control over insects, she triggers with a fractured mind that brings wonder and insanity to Brockton Bay.