Fuunsaiki headed to the Pub. He had just finished a fighting match this afternoon and was free the entire evening. "Just come home before the match tomorrow noon," Master Asia had said. Fuunsaiki grinned, showing his yellow chops. "Fuhai-san's always so lenient- he treats his horse better than his pupil." Of course, to everyone around him, this translated as "Ni hi hi, Nee hi hi hi.", but you and I know what he's saying. Fuunsaiki shouldered through the pub's doors, ripping of the wooden frame. Mobile fighting horses didn't care. They were above the general population. He whinnied at the barkeep. "The usual?", he laughed and filled a tin bucket to the brim with Jack Daniels. Good old Jack Daniels. You taste like soap, Jack, but you sure get a guy drunk! You don't know this, but Fuunsaiki is a raging alcoholic. He'll down bucket after bucket until his knees buckle and they carried him out. Or at least if they could carry him out, he was really heavy. A black-haired girl sat down in a seat right next to Fuunsaiki. "Bacardi, please." , she said quietly. He turned to look at Fuunsaiki. "Hey handsome," she said seductively. "Ni hi hi hi harrumph." said Fuunsaiki, which translated "get away you monkey- beast." "You're so cute," she whispered, fingering his forelock of hair. He snorted once, then continued gulping down his drink. Then he grunted for another bucket. "Wow," she giggled. "You can take whiskey like a horse." He didn't even look in her direction, but downed the entire bucket and asked for another. "Oh, shit." She said. "You're going to die or something." "I'm a horse, you stupid bitch, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?" he neighed angrily. The little asshole was not leaving. After five buckets, Fuunsaiki's legs where wobbling. His eyes looked all cloudy. "Damn, you know what, my life really sucks." He said in an intoxicated voice. "All I do is*burp* get in a big.wossname.gundam...I-I don't fight though." He giggled. "Master ASIA does all the fighting.'cuz stupid fucker Master ASIA is master! Well, master this. you.agh , dammit, wotwuz I saying?" He turned his equine head to the girl. "And you.you're a smart bitch.what are you doing in a place like this?" "Well, you see," said the woman, "I'm Master Asia in disguise!" he ripped off the rubber mask. Fuunsaiki screamed in surprise. "Who's the bitch now, horsey? What'd you say I was? A stupid ..what? Remind me!" Fuunsaiki ran out the door, screaming, all the way back to his condo in the stadium. Master Asia laughed ripping off the rubber mask. For in reality, he was.Domon! "Damn, I love doing that," he said evilly. "Mwahahahahaha * koff koff * haha!!!!!!!!!" And that's how Domon's Horseneese dictionary came in handy.