Blow the Tuba and Throw the Tuba

By Shadowgate

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Takes place after the Toilet Paper Episode.

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Summary: This past summer I was lounging at my aunt and uncle's house. It was my assignment to take care of their two cats which I did. I spent time inside because it was extremely hot and had two bottles of Dr. Pepper. While lounging and cat-sitting I came up with this idea for a fan fic story.

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Kyle returned home after his first day of detention. He had a two week detention sentence for his part in the toilet papering of the art teacher's house.

He saw Butters from a distance.

Kyle said "Butters I've been meaning to ask you why did you confess to a crime you didn't commit?"

Butters said "I don't know it's a bad habit I have."

Kyle said "I was about to confess right there by telling Officer Barbrady you didn't do it."

Butters said "oh yes I remember and Eric stopped you. I heard he beat the three of you to the principal's office to confess to it."

Kyle gets tense and tightens up then he says "that fat ass bastard knew the three of us were going to confess. Stan, Kenny, and I decided to confess shortly after we visited you in jail. Cartman that fat fuck he only confessed first to get a lighter sentence."

Butters said "easy Kyle."

Kyle said "to think you of all people ended up in jail for it when you love art class. It's no secret that my two friends and I along with fat ass don't like art class. Oh but after doing that to her house that just went too far for me."

Butters asked "why did you agree to do it?"

Kyle answered "we all agreed and I didn't know I'd feel so guilty after doing it."

Butters said "you all were mad she gave you detention."

Kyle replied "well it's just that it's rare for a gym teacher, music teacher, or art teacher to give detention. Then after she gave us detention the retard in our group of four decided to argue with her."

Butters said "oh they can and will give detentions."

Kyle said "no shit and now I have two weeks."

Butters said "my cousin up in New Hampshire told me about a music teacher who gave detention to two of her students. They both farted in a tuba."

Kyle said "what?"

Butters told Kyle "yes it's true. The music teacher's name was Miss Bellhop. The kid's names were Andy Bold and Josh Hunter. During class one day they both farted in the big end of a tuba. All the other kids laughed but the music teacher yelled at them 'DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? BOTH OF YOU HAVE DETENTION!"

Kyle started to giggle.

Butters continued to tell the story "she grabbed the tuba but then screamed 'OH IT STINKS' because she breathed out the end of it. All the kids started laughing."

Kyle giggled and said "oh man."

Butters went on with the story "then she got pissed off. It just so happened there was a door to the side of the music room in the corner. She threw the tuba through the glass door and yelled "GODDAMN IT!"

Kyle said "whoa well I guess I can't blame her for being pissed off."

Butters laughed and said "yeah."

Butters then went on to say "she was later fired for throwing the tuba through the glass door since that left the tuba exposed to glass and therefore a hazard it had to be discarded. At 3PM that day as she walked out of the school she said 'they farted in the fucking tuba but I'm getting fired. Those little bastards."

Kyle said "oh my god well I'm sure glad I never farted in art class."

Butters laughed and put his arm around Kyle.

Butters said "I'm glad you haven't either Kyle. Don't share this story with Eric Cartman I don't want him to get any ideas."

Kyle said "I won't but you know Eric Cartman will do things much worse than what Andy and Josh did."

Butters just groaned.

THE END