Stephen Moffett should invite me to tea and then I'll tell him all my brilliant ideas for Doctor Who and he'll gape and me and say, "Wow Miss Newman your ideas show a lot of potential but unfortunately we can't use them," and I'll ask why not and he'll tell me everything on Doctor Who is real and then I'll meet the Doctor and go on an adventure with him but I'll decide to come back because I'm not big on the whole running thing and oh my god the silence is so scary! Even the Daleks would be scary in real life. And then I'll come home and tell people my story but they won't believe me and I'll have to write it as fanfic and they'll be all, "ur a mary sue and the Doctor is out of character and the doctor will be like, "why are you crying Rachel?" and I'll tell him and then I'll ask him if he wants to read my stories and he'll quote lines that I put into my books later and then we'll save Berkeley from aliens and he'll give me an inspirational speech about how I'm going to be a great writer and change the world but he'll end up changing the past because the monsters will traumatize me so much that I go insane and have to turn to the consolation of the bottle and become a drunk and live on the streets until the next incarnation of him comes to me in the guise of a social worker and gradually I'll recover and then I'll become an accountant and never touch science fiction ever again and have crazy panic attacks whenever someone says the word Doctor but no one will dare mention it because I'll be so filthy rich and with my money I'll buy a condo in Santa Monica with and an ocean view and marry a gorgeous trophy husband who looks nothing like the Doctor and everyone will live happily ever after except I'll be an evil capitalist with no soul and also the great Berkeley high novel will never get written and it will all be the Doctor's fault.