A/N: Law x Kidd. This isn't an ongoing story, it's a series of short stories (actually not even a story, it's just sex) that is nothing but a manifestation of a pervert's innermost fantasies.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Law snapped.

"Why not?" Kidd grinned. "It suits you."

Law was lying on his own examination table, hands strapped with leather bonds in front of him. The rest of the Heart Pirates were out enjoying the entertainment the town they were currently docked that had to offer. But he, the captain, had been dragged back here by a certain horny red head. After their meeting on Sabody, the two supernovas had become well acquainted. Far too well acquainted, Law thought.

Whistling, Kidd unhooked Law's trousers and flung them to the side, along with his underwear. As Law opened his mouth to protest, Kidd grabbed a thin white sheet and draped it across Law's naked lower half.

"What the heck are you doing?" Kidd had already stripped off Law's sweatshirt, but had left his t-shirt on. "Why just the bottom?"

"You look more vulnerable this way," Kidd replied bluntly. He was now rummaging through a large bag he had brought with him. "let's have some fun tonight, Law."

"Pervert. If you're going to do it, take off the damn shirt."

"Nah." When Kidd turned back around, Law's eyes widened. A pair of wire-rimmed spectacles rested on the bridge of his nose. His usual purple-black coat had been replaced with one of Law's lab coats, making him seem like a completely different person.

"What? Cosplay?" Law smirked. "You're such a kid, Kidd."

"Just trying for a little variation." Kidd snapped on a pair of latex gloves. "I'm going to give you a rectal and prostrate exam."

"What the fuck? Hey!" Law started to kick out with his legs when he felt his ankles being seized and pinned to the examination table.

"Hmmm…" Kidd pried Law's legs apart. Squirting lube onto his gloved fingers, he plunged them into Law's opening. Law gasped at the sudden intrusion. Kidd grinned, making scissoring motions with his fingers. "You're swallowing me up so easily, Kidd," he drawled. "You must be liking this a lot."

"Shut up!"

"Let's see…your prostrate…here?" Kidd curled his fingers upwards and rubbed teasingly on the small bundle of nerves.

"Ah!" Law jerked.

"Hmm?" Kidd rubbed his hands across the growing bulge underneath the sheets. "Getting turned on from playing with your ass…you're such a slut, Law."

The telltale bump in the sheets grew larger. Law was erect. Kidd drew back his hand.

"Nngh…" Law bit his tongue to keep from begging Kidd to touch him again. Kidd leaned in towards Law until their faces were just inches apart.

"What?" Law spat.

"Does it turn you on that you know you're being touched, but you can't see it?" Kidd grinned. "You're really feeling it."

"You talk too much!"

Kidd chuckled and drew back. Pulling the bottle of lube out again, he squeezed a generous amount of its contents onto the sheets. A spasm went through Law as the cold gel soaked through the thin fabric, making contact with his erection. Kidd pulled his fingers out from Law's ass and pushed his slippery hands up his chest, pinching and playing with the two sweet buds hardening on his breast. Law could barely keep from moaning as the strong hands massaged him.

Abruptly, Kidd pulled back his hands, leaving Law twitching in discomfort. Law watched through half-dazed eyes as Kidd yanked off the gloves, tossing them in the trash can. He bent down and started rummaging in the black bag again.

"I think we should try out this." Kidd withdrew a vibrator, size equivalent to that of two or three marbles. Before Law could protest, Kidd slid the toy easily inside Law's loosened backside.

"Oi!"

"Calm the fuck down. This will totally send you over the edge." Kidd held up the switch. "And….on."

Law's back arched as an involuntary cry escaped his lips. The vibrator was thrumming insistently inside him, hitting against the sensitive inner walls.

"Ah! Shit….Kidd…"

"Feels awesome, right?" Kidd said. Abandoning his lab coat and pants to the floor, he climbed onto the examination table. Bending over Law on all fours, he rubbed his hardening front against Law's weeping member, still covered by the sheets. Law moaned as the Kidd's hardened member ground against the sensitive skin through the slippery material.

"Look at this Law," Kidd said touching it, "I can see the outline of your dick so clearly even though it's underneath the sheet." He played with the sensitive opening to the urethra. "You're soaking wet. Maybe even more than a woman."

"Ah…stop…it…just…ah!"

Law bucked his hips as Kidd sucked hard on his cock. Kidd licked his lips. "This lube tastes pretty good. But you still taste way better."

"Quit…teasing…you…damn pervert!" Law panted. The vibrator hummed. "with just this…I'm already…"

"You can't cum yet."

Law's eyes widened as Kidd's hands snuck underneath the sheet. Kidd tied a small strip of fabric around the base of Law's cock.

"Now you can't cum," he said, replacing the sheet.

"Kidd, you bastard!"

"Hehe," Kidd leaned in and swallowed Law's protests, his lips wrapping around his. Law felt his tongue being pushed against Kidd's, scraping against his teeth. As they kissed, Kidd reached up and removed the fake glasses. Tossing them to join the messy pool of clothes below, he nudged his hard cock against Kidd's opening, rubbing the tip back and forth against the flushed skin.

"Ah…ahh!" Both Kidd and Law jerked as Kidd penetrated Law's insides. Kid moaned, the tip of his cock rubbing against the vibrator. Law thought he might just die, the sex toy pushed deeper inside him than he thought possible.

"Holy crap," Kidd groaned. He experimentally thrusted into Law and was rewarded with a hoarse cry of pleasure. The two were on the edge of losing their minds. "This is fucking unbelievable…so good…Law…" Kidd grasped Law's waist and thrust again, harder this time.

"Move faster," Law gasped. The feeling of Kidd's pulsating member sheathed in his body sent waves of desire rolling throughout him. Kidd's hand wrapped around Law's cock and rubbed it through the sheets. The indirect contact turned Law more on than he cared to admit.

"Demanding, aren't you?" Kidd smirked. He started to move faster anyway, his own lust ripping what little common sense he might have had, when having sex with Trafalgar Law, to little pieces.

"Bastard! Uh! Ah!" Law shoved his hands towards Kidd. "Untie me already!"

"Your hands? Or down here?" Kidd flicked Law's rock hard dick teasingly.

"Both!"

Kidd increased the speed of his movements. "I'm about to cum." He bit Law's neck, nipping at the soft skin of his ear lobes.

"Kidd…"

Kidd's hands fumbled under the sheets. "Let's cum together Law," he gasped,

"Hah! Ah! Shit! Kidd!" Law felt the restrictions around his cock loosen. His legs tightened around Kidd's waist.

"Law…"

"I'm cumming, I'm cumming!"

The simultaneous orgasm sent both men reeling. As Kidd's seed flooded Law's insides, Law sprayed across Kidd's naked chest. It was suddenly as if time had flowed to a standstill as the two gasped and panted, trying to control the wave of feeling that pushed throughout their bodies and roared through their veins. Law shuddered as Kidd finally slid out, pulling the vibrator back out by its wire. Dropping it carelessly to the side, Kidd kissed Law, feeling him shiver as their chests brushed against each other.

Kidd collapsed beside Law, breathing heavily. Law rolled over. They kissed again, much more gently as their blinding lust died down. Kidd untied Law's wrists without him asking.

"You wanna go one more time?" Kidd joked. Law punched his shoulder in response, too wound up to speak. Kidd laughed and fell back, one long arm sprawled across Law's heaving chest. They lay there sweating, in the confines of the narrow examination table, legs tangled underneath the dirtied sheet.