Hey everybody! This is also something that's been bugging me for while, and I need to make myself laugh sometimes, so yeah. Here are some basic guidelines/rules from my avatar Aurra's POV, hope you find it amusing! (mostly Prime-verse)

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#1 Don't introduce Bee to Star Wars.

(not only does he find it fascinating…)

(He has to name through the radio every single one of the species that actually exist)

(I had no idea there were so many…)

(oh…and one other thing)

(apparently R2-D2 is speaking Cybertronian)

(backwards)

#2 The 'Ballad of Optimus Prime' song is banned.

(Hey! How was I supposed to know!?)

(I was minding my own business, calmly on Youtube, when I suddenly found this song)

(Little did I know that my headphones weren't working right…)

(and the volume was all the way up…)

(right as Optimus walked in)

(I looked up to see the stoic leader of the Autobots, and noticed his right optic was twitching slightly)

(then he locked up and wouldn't move or respond to anyone)

(Of course I was scared and called Ratchet!)

"Aurra! What did you do?!"

(I was panicking, and then Ratchet heard the song still blaring from my laptop.)

(his hand collided with his helm and he shook his head)

"Primus…you've made him glitch…"

(Apparently for the first time in millions of years…)

#3 Mocking Ratchet's 'line' is looked down upon by said medic.

(Of course I was gonna mock it!)

(I mean come on, you "need" every fragging tool in your lab?)

(psssht.)

(so, the next time Miko took my laptop, I wailed)

(In a perfect imitation of the Doc bot I might add)

("Miko! I NEEDED that!)

(this ensued until I think Ratchet was about to glitch himself…)

(the mocking ended, for now, because the Hatchet got his revenge)

(I woke up tied to the ceiling with stasis lines)

#4 Wheeljack's explosives belong to Wheeljack.

(Okay, this one was NOT my fault.)

(Miko thought it was a bright idea to lift one of Jackie's smaller explosives)

(smaller does not mean tiny explosion.)

(In messing with it, she accidently activated it)

(Screaming and running, she threw it at my feet, where I only had two seconds to run like hell)

(the next thing I knew, I was in the med-bay)

(Miko smiled and showed me a picture of the Aurra-shaped dent in the wall)

#5 I cannot drive, simple as that.

(Sorry Bee!)

(He asked if I wanted to drive, and I was like hecks yeah I do!)

(Well…)

(I was there to help pull him out of the cactus garden)

(and then it was my job to pull all the spines from his tires and joints)

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I realize it is short, just wanted to get this out there. Suggestions are more than welcome and WILL make it into the story. Plz let me know what you think and what you'd like to see!