This will probably be the only fanfic I ever write about South Park. I was just board and I was watching South Park on tv and decided to write a short uh-Thing about it. This is really just an experiment you see. Its really not very good but I do think it is a little funny oh well please flame your worst.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters
Not Gonna Die Today
"I wont die today." Kenny thought as he walked out the front door of his house.
"Oh hi Kenny." Stan said. Kyle and Stan were already waiting at the bus stop, Kenny joined them.
"Hey guys." Kenny answered, not that it sounded like it though. His orange parka always muffled what he said. Kenny looked around. Nope nothing, maybe he really would live today.
The three of them stood in silence for a moment before Cartman showed up.
"You guy's! you guy's!" Cartman shouted running up to the group accidentally bumping in to Kenny and knocking him in to the street.
"Not now fat-ass here comes the bus." Kyle said pointing down the road.
Kenny's head shot up. This was it he was going to die again! He closed his eyes and waited for impact.
"Come on Kenny."
No impact. Kenny looked up. The bus had stopped and he wasn't dead. Today really would be great!
Kenny got up and ran over to the door to get in the bus. But before he could get on a huge manic bear jumped out from behind a clump of trees and ripped his head off.
The bear roared then ran away.
"Oh my god he killed Kenny!"
"you bastard!"
"Shut up Kyle!"