WARNING: YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A SASUKE HATE ZONE. DON'T LIKE? CAN'T TAKE A JOKE? DON'T READ! For those who can, however, MunchlaxtheTrickster and I are proud to present:
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Amaya Maruki HATES Sasuke Uchiha.
Munchlax Ortega, Itachi Uchiha, and 19 others like this.
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Munchlax Ortega at 12:54 a.m. on 8/20/10
I must agree with you. We should totally make a We Hate Sasuke Group! Also, Munchlax is SOO much better than Sasuke! LOL :P
Itachi Uchiha at 12:57 a.m. on 8/20/10
Sasuke will never reach my level of strength. Pathetic twerp. I would like to second Munchlax's thoughts.
Munchlax Ortega at 12:59 a.m. on 8/20/10
Did we just agree on something? Weird, but thanks for the support! :D
Amaya Maruki at 1:00 a.m. on 8/20/10
Umm Munchlax Ortega, that statement about Munchlax being better than Sasuke was sooo random but it's sooo true.
Naruto Uzumaki at 1:02 a.m. on 8/20/10
Okay, I don't even know what a Munchlax is, but it must be better than Sasuke so I'm going to go ahead and agree with that.
Sakura Haruno at 1:04 a.m. on 8/20/10
Hmph. Sasuke h8ers.
Kiba Inuzuka at 1:05 a.m. on 8/20/10
Uhh… Naruto? Munchlax is a Pokemon. Which Amaya Maruki owns to protect her from Sasuke. That thing would DESTROY him in a heartbeat. Not unlike you and that 8 tails incident with Hinata, eh?
Naruto Uzumaki at 1:07 a.m. on 8/20/10
Shut Up Kiba! That was different-tebayo.
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Sasuke Uchiha is crying in his little corner…. MUNCHLAX I CHALLENGE YOU! :,-O
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Sakura Haruno at 1:45 a.m. on 8/20/10
You get 'em Sasuke baby!
Ino Yamanaka at 1:46 a.m. on 8/20/10
Yeah, Sasuke Kick some ASS! Sakura; FUCK OFF! HE'S MINE!
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Amaya Maruki at 2:47 a.m. on 8/20/10
MAN WHEN WILL THE BULLSHIT END? THEY'VE BEEN AT IT FOR A GOD-AWFUL HOUR ALREADY. THIS IS JUST RE-DIC-U-LOUS! BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! DAMN!
Munchlax Ortega at 2:57 a.m on 8/20/10
Damn, Amaya you had me dying on the floor laughing with that comment. Shit, though; you had a good point there.
Kakashi Hatake at 3:00 a.m. on 8/20/10
You guys have no lives. Seriously.
Amaya Maruki at 3:01 a.m. on 8/20/10
You're on Facebook at 3 in the morning and WE have no lives, Kakashi? Seriously. :P
Seriously though, Sasuke; if you have a problem, we can settle this face to face.
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Amaya Maruki says Sasuke better bring his best, 'cause I certainly won't be taking any prisoners today.
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Amaya Maruki at 11:30 a.m. on 8/20/10
Listen up, I don't really give a damn if you like my status or not, so deal with it.
Sasuke Uchiha at 11:31 a.m. on 8/20/10
All I'm saying is that if you're threatening my life, you'd better be able to back that up.
Amaya Maruki at 11:32 a.m. on 8/20/10
I don't make threats, Sasuke. I make PROMISES. Remember that.
Munchlax Ortega at 11:34 a.m. on 8/20/10
EL BOCHINCHEE! (OHHH SNAP!)
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Amaya Maruki has formed the group "Allies against Sasuke"
Naruto Uzumaki and 99.7% of the world joined this group.
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Amaya Maruki at 12:39 p.m. on 8/20/10
Daaaaaamn. Total Pwnage!
Munchlax Ortega at 12:40 p.m. on 8/20/10
I love how no one disputes this. THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S YOU LOSERS AGAINST THE WORLD! DON'T BOTHER!
Sasuke Uchiha at 1:00 p.m. on 8/20/10
…. Fuck You.
Sakura Haruno at 1:01 p.m. on 8/20/10
…sorry Sasuke dear… this isn't gonna work out. I find Naruto more attractive.
Hinata Hyuuga at 1:02 p.m. on 8/20/10
Don't even think of touching him, you skanky bitch! Who the hell are you, anyway?
Amaya Maruki at 1:03 p.m. on 8/20/10
…now this will be a fight worth watching!
Munchlax Ortega at 1:04 p.m. on 8/20/10
BETS HERE! PLACE YOU'RE BETS HERE!
Amaya Maruki at 1:05 p.m. on 8/20/10
1,500 on Hinata!
Naruto Uzumaki at 1:06 p.m. on 8/20/10
Get her Hinata! You know how it's done! Right! Left! Right! Kick! uhh son!, uhh son! Right! Left! Right! Kick! Yo That jacket is tight, son! Now run that shit, bitch! Ya mean!
Amaya Maruki at 1:07 p.m. on 8/20/10
…. Damn Naruto did Killer Bee get to you?
Naruto Uzumaki at 1:08 p.m. on 8/20/10
Yo, Killer Bee is the sensei, son. Ya mean?
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A/N: This is my first Naruto fic(Munchlaxthe Trickster's first fic period.), and a humor one at that! Hope it wasn't too graphic, ghetto, or OOC for anyone. I'm still learning though. I will admit: We had TOO much fun writing this. We may make this into a series later on. So what did you guys think? Cookies for anyone who can point out the Scary Movie 2 reference!
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