Nico: Welcome back! I hope this interview goes better than the last. Much better! Anyway, today's person is...Maximum Ride!
Max: What's up?
Nico: First question, Maximum: did you have a crush on anyone before Fang?
Max: I never crushed on Fang. I never had crushed on anybody. Sam and I kissed, there was no crushing. Fang and I kissed, there was no crushing. There was jealousy, yes, but no crushing.
Nico: OK. Would you want a boyfriend other than Fang?
Max: No.
Nico: Really?
Max: Yes, I'm sure of it.
Nico: Would be interested in going to school?
Max: Ha! What kind of idiotic question is that?
Nico: So I'm guessing that's a no?
Max: Duh!
Nico: OK then. Would you ever want a baby?
Max: Um, no. I'm 15.
Nico: What about when you marry Fang? Or Dylan?
Max: (blushes) Dylan is so put of the picture! Who said I would marry him?
Nico: What about Fang?
Max: Why would I be thinking about marrying somebody when I am 15 years old? Get that through your emo brain, will you?
Nico: I'm not emo!
Max: You sure look like. Pale skin-
Nico: I'm in the shadows a lot!
Max: Black hair-
Nico: I didn't dye my hair! It's naturally dark!
Max: Black clothes-
Nico: Don't hate on my fashion sense!
Max: Sullen expression that makes you look like you see people's funerals everyday.
Nico: Hey!
Max: Your crush on-
Nico: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING EMO! THAT CRUSH HAD FADED ALREADY!
Max: OK, no need to shout.
Nico: (really angry now) GET OUT OF THE UNDERWORLD RIGHT! I AM NOT EMO, AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! GET OUT BEFORE I SEND YOU TO TARTARUS!
Max: you can do that?
Nico: I sure can try! NOW GET THE *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* OUT OF HERE!
Max: OK, OK I'm leaving!
Nico: Sorry, folks. That concludes today's Nico di Angelo's Interview. Bye!