OK. Does the USA have a national park or a bit of greenery outside of DC? Because if not, then for the purpose of this little oddity- I just invented some.
Oh, I don't own them etc...
"Bones, come on Bones."
"I'm not a dog Booth."
"I know."
"That's alright then."
"What do you want?"
"There's something you need to identify." Booth lied.
Booth walked Brennan to his car.
They both got in.
Booth drove.
Brennan complained about not being able to drive.
Eventually the car stopped.
They got out.
The sun was shining and the birds were tweeting.
They were in a park, a beautiful national park.
"Where are we?"
"Well Bones. It's a surprise."
"I don't like surprises."
"You'll like this one." Booth said, leading Brennan up a green, grassy hill.
"SURPRISE!"
The rest of her team jumped out from a conveniently placed rock, carrying a cake, a party hat and some balloons.
"Happy Birthday Bones."
Hmmm. Well? This is what happens when you combine no sleep with an intense feeling of happiness: an odd piece with no plot or decent dialogue (alliteration!). But hey, the sun is shining and I am in a good mood.