Okay I got this crazy idea, mostly inspired by another story that I read, and suddenly the plot bunnies were just running amok... so here it is, the GoM as girls.. xD
Warning ~ Genderblender, ooc moments and they all stayed in contact trough high school.
Disclaimer : I own nothing but the plot bunny!
Summery : He might have said that he wished something exiting would happen, but when Kuroko said that he didn't mean for him and the rest of GoM to be turned into girls.
Not what was expected.
Kuroko sighted, you couldn't really see it on his face, but he was irritated. He might have wished for something exiting, but this was overdoing it. He sighed once again and picked up his phone. There were several missed calls from Kise, and that surprised him a bit. Kise was a model, so most of the time he had to get up early, but he had learned long time ago not to call Kuroko before 10 am on a Sunday. He learned that the hard way.
He sighted once again, and then pushed Kises number in. It didn't ring more than once before a frantic Kise picked up. "Kuroko-cchi something terrible happened! This morning when I woke up I had boobs! And not just that! Kuroko-cchi what should I do? I have a job later today! Help me", Kise almost screamed into the phone, and Kuroko, who had just gotten up, was not amused. He slowly rubbed the bridge of his nose to lower the oncoming headache.
He took a deep breath, he understood a bit of what Kise said and concluded that they had the same problem. "Kise, first of all calm down. I don't know what happened, but I have the same problem. Have you called the others?", Kuroko sounded way too calm for one in that situation, but then again. He looked down on the two big lumps on his chest, and experimentally squished one of his breasts.
Kise was quiet for a minute, and then he slowly answered a bit embarrassed. "No, you are the fist one I called Kuroko-cchi". Kuroko once again sighed. He was doing that way too much today, he thought, and then slowly shook his head. "Call the others, I'm sure we're not the only ones with this problem, I'll meet you down town in that cafe that sells the good milkshakes at 12 am", he talked slowly to be sure that the other teen understood what he was saying, and when he was sure that Kise had understood everything that he had just told he, he hung up.
He slowly squished the boob that he still had in his left hand, and then sighed again. He really needed that milkshake. He slowly went out to his bathroom, what he saw in his mirror surprised him enough to raise an eyebrow, which was a lot for someone who normally showed no emotions. Really, he looked even more fragile than before, and his hair was now about hip long, and he wondered how he had missed that. His lips looked fuller and more pink, and he now had long black lashes that framed his light blue eyes. He just shook his head and started brushing his teeth.
~Later that day, around 11.30 am (I will be referring to Kuroko and the others as she now)~
She was one of the first to reach the cafe, not that the others were late, more like she she really needed that milkshake now, and it just couldn't wait anymore. The only other person there was there was a blond haired girl who was sitting in the corner and looked absolutely panicked. Kuroko already knew that it was Kise, but she also knew that she desperately needed that milkshake if she had to keep calm. She slowly walked up to the counter and ordered the biggest vanilla milkshake that they had. She seriously needed it.
She had had a very rough morning, not only did most of her clothes not fit her, but the long hair was very annoying. She couldn't understand how Momoi dealt with it. When she finally found something that her breast could fit in she had to deal with her hair, and then she had to find pants, but she gave up on the latter. Her hips were wider now, so she chose to go out in her nightshirt which went down to the middle of her tights anyway. She had chosen to simply pull her hair up in a messy ponytail.
She finally got her milkshake, paid for it, and then went over to Kise to sit down. It was quite hard for her feet to walk all the way down to the cafe in too big shoes. "Hello Kise", she said in a low voice as she sat down. She quickly took her shoes of and leaned back. Boobs were heavy, and they made her shoulders stiff. "Kuroko-cchi you're so cute!", the blond girl almost squealed. The blond had changed too, her hair was still short, but longer than it were when she was a boy, her brown eyes seemed bigger. She was still as tall as she used to be, which made Kuroko think about Murasakibara and made her wonder if she was just as tall as she used to be. One of the first things Kuroko actually noticed were the two lumps that sat on her chest. Kise had been lucky, she mused, she had her basketball clothes on, and they fit perfectly, but Kurokos were being washed.
Kuroko took a big sip of her milkshake, and looked up just as Aomine and Momoi walked in. Kuroko almost ended up choking on her milkshake when she saw Aomine, maybe she had been quite lucky being alone and all that, because if she had to walk around in something like Aomine then she preferred to walk around in her nightshirt. Because that miniskirt and and those too high shoes looked anything but comfortable, Momoi had even put her hair up in pigtails. But really Aomine looked rather sweet as a girl, and she was lucky in some way, her boobs looked smaller than both Kurokos and Kises, on the other hand, that made Momois shirt look very big on the tanned teen.
The next one who arrived was Midorima, she actually looked quite nice as a girl, nicer then any of the others had expected, though only Kuroko didn't comment about that. Her green hair was longer, almost down to the middle of her back, and was put in a neat braid, most likely her mothers doing 1. And she had a pair of jeans and a sweet light green T-shirt with a small pattern on. Again Kuroko was kind of envious, she had, after all, gone outside in just a T-shirt. Midorima still wore her glasses and her fingers were still taped, and in her left hand she had a bright pink teddy, maybe she was lucky enough to get turned into a girl just that day, because it would have been a big embarrassment for a boy to walk around with something like that.
Midorima slowly walked over to the others, and attempted for the tenth time that day to cross her arms over her way too big chest. Soon everybody started doing their own thing while waiting for their now late comrades. Midorima was, as always, talking about her horoscope, and how it didn't surprise her that something like that would happen that day, it was after all a very bad day for her sign. Kise was caught in between panicking and complimenting Kuroko. Aomine was just half asleep in her seat, while Momoi tried to wake her up. Something about how ladies didn't just sleep anywhere. Kuroko was just silently observing the others while she drank from her milkshake.
The next one who arrived was Murasakibara, not that it surprised any of them, they knew that their former captain would always be the last to show up, but the way that the giant entered surprised the others. She didn't look that different from her old self, and if it wasn't for the slight height difference and her breasts, then she looked almost just like her boy self. Her hair was still the same purple mess that hung down in her face, and she was still very tall. She too had taken her basket clothes on, but they were a bit too big for her but she still looked normal, but she entered while eating a lollypop and groping her left boob, which instantly made everybody look at her.
Murasakibara soon sat down with the others and started eating her candy, and she finally stopped groping her own breasts, not that Kuroko could talk a lot about that, she had after all done the same thing just that morning. But at least she kept to herself, while Murasakibara now was determined to touch all of their boobs to see whose were bigger. And Midorima, who was unfortunate enough to sit beside the purple haired giant, was her first victim.
And then Akashi finally arrived. At first sight she looked like a very cute girl, but that was totally ruined by her terrifying aura and her very sharp scissors. Her hair was a bit uneven, which made the others conclude that she had cut her own hair when she got annoyed with it. Her eyes were wider, which gave her a quite cute look, but the dangerous glint in her mismatched eyes made people look away. She wore a white shirt where the top three buttons were open to make space for the new accessory, and a pair of pants held up by a belt.
When they all sat down they started to discuss, which really didn't give them much. They had no idea how they got turned into girls, and they had no idea how to turn back, so they just decided to make the best out of what they got. Not that Kise complained that much, instead she yelled something about getting to see such a cute Kuroko-cchi, but was mostly ignored.
"Now then! We don't know how long you will be staying girls, so lets buy underwear!", Momoi exclaimed with a big grin. "and then we can go and look at clothes!". She only added the last as a form for revenge for all the times that they had ditched her while shopping.
It all ended with quite a funny trip, but also something like a disaster. They went out for underwear, which went okay, in the beginning, but then they discovered that none of them knew their size or how to use a bra, and Kise ended up giving a few people a bloody nose by running around outside the changing room only in a pair of panties, and it only got worse when a slightly blushing Kuroko stepped out, also only in panties, and Kise squealed and jumped her.
And the day only got worse when they went out for clothes. Kise, after finding out that Kuroko also would, agreed to try a dress on, while Aomine agreed quickly, everything to get out of Momois clothes, and they ended up wearing matching dresses, only in different colors. Murasakibara was as usual eating a snack and only tried one set of clothes, a pair of shorts and a white button up shirt, and settled for that. But the real disaster happened when Kise and Aomine tried to force Akashi into a matching dress, only for it to be cut to pieces by the very sharp scissors.
In the end the went home and just hoped that it would be over when they woke up, or else they would have some explaining to do.
1* I know nothing about any of their families, but I kinda imagine Midorimas parents to be just as big horoscope fanatics as Midorima, where else would he get all his items from? And I just kinda imagine that his mother would be like "Well the horoscope did say to be prepared for something shocking today" and then just accept it XD
~ I know that they may seem very ooc, but really, who wouldn't be if they suddenly switched gender?