Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater or Familiar of Zero.
Author's note: I'm going to assume you've seen the first episode of Familiar of Zero so I can skip to the good part. If you haven't, go and watch it, it's good.
A massive cloud of black smoke engulfed the court yard, those not covering their eyes looked on in amazed disbelief. Louise "the zero" Francoise, who couldn't perform even the simplest of spells, had summoned her familiar on the first try!
The smoke began to dissipate, cut through by beams of pure light. There were even trumpets announcing its arrival! Louise waited with wide-eyed wonder, what kind of strong, beautiful, and amazing familiar had she summoned? The smoke finally cleared, the light dimmed, the trumpets stopped, they could all see the familiar. At that moment, everyone's astonishment transmuted to confusion. No-one could quite make out what the familiar was. A short, white creature with two unblinking eyes the size of saucers and a huge, pointed snout, but no visible nose or mouth.
It was even clothed with a top hat, shirt, lace collar, and held a cane, all of which were white. Strangely, it wore no pants. Louise stood there dumbfounded, unmoving apart from her twitching eyebrow. "What is it?" whispered someone from the crowd. "How strange", "I can't believe I was impressed at first", "Leave it to Louise to screw up a spell", a few others merely giggled.
"You…You're my familiar?" asked Louise. "You were supposed to be beautiful and amazing, not some…freakish bird thing". "Freakish? You're one to talk" it said in a deep, masculine voice. He pointed his cane at her and demanded "WHO ARE YOU, WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?"
"I am your master now and-"
"My legend dates back to the 12th century, thank you very much" he interrupted.
"How dare you interr-"
He shoved the cane back in her face, "Judging by your garb, you must be some kind of witch. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?"
"I will not be spoken to like this!" she said, swatting the cane away.
"I'll ask again, WHO ARE YOU?" pointing the cane at her face again.
"I am Louise Francoise Le-"
"Yes-yes I know that"
"Then why did you ask?" she said swatting the cane again.
"FOOL! You have failed the first test!"
Exasperated, Louise turned and called for one of the professors. Up walked a bald man wearing glasses and a black scholar's uniform, a few students followed him as well. "Professor Colbert", asked Louise, "May I try the spell again?" The professor looked remorseful and replied "I'm afraid not Ms. Francoise, the summoning of the familiar is the most sacred of-"
"FOOL!"
"Ex-excuse me?" asked Colbert.
"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
"No I-"
"Have you not read my best-selling autobiography?"
"This is highly irreg-"
"VERY WELL; if you insist upon it I shall tell you of my legend."
"What we insist upon" said Louise "is for-"
"My mornings begin with a cup of hot coffee and cream. My afternoons consist of hot tea with 2 lumps of sugar, and my-"
"ENOUGH!" shouted Louise.
To be continued
Sorry it's so short, but it's been sitting in my computer for weeks. I'll try to make the next one longer.