There was a mole rat named Rufus,
Who was owned by Ronald the dufus,
He bit Eric's shoe,
And out came some goo,
And that's why you shouldn't dis Rufus.
There was a girl named Kim,
With brothers Tim and Jim,
Her arch-foe Shego,
Had a brother named Hego,
But the tweebs were much worse than him.
Kim and Ron caught the flu,
Shego and Drakken did too,
Even though Kim was grounded,
Drakken's plan they confounded,
Then found out what the Ray-X could do.