Hey guys KirbyKnight65 here for a fanic that will actually not be focused so much on humor. But more so a story this time *Gasp* I didnt know it was possible either! Hope you guys enjoy Smashers and Trekkies alike!

Spock opened his eyes slowly. The Enterprise had crashlanded on a strange planet. Him and Umi a female Vulcan were both stained Green. He checked around the fallen ships rubble but everyone he found was dead...Including the Captain. Spock looked from afar.

"Come on Umi...We will find some shelter..If one may so graciously provide" He said

"In all logic given our appearance..I believe that anyone would provide." She replied

"And the logic of that statement is flawed Ms Umi" Spock replied "Ive dealt with humans enough to know their judgement is not always keen"

Umi didnt bother to answer. She just kept walking. Soon enough they saw a well-lit Mansion.

"I guess we will check here first' Spock said

"Is that logical?" She asked "They could be doing everything against our morals"

"It would be Illogical not to try" Spock corrected "How will we know if we pass this up?" He asked

"I guess we will try.." She mumbled relucantly. She felt a little odd...As she was showing a little more emotion then she should've

Kirby's POV

Kirby was cooking or the smashers cheerfully. Today he was to make Lamb-chop soup and Mashed potatoes he took his hammer and smashed the hell out of them when he heard a knock on the door. he went to the loudspeaker.

"Dark Link! Come for your door duty!" He ordered. Dark Link was a clone of Link that they made from links hair. They made him shortly after he went missing. He was generally the same...just a hell of alot creepier.

Dark Link obeyed his order and opened the door. He gasped when he saw the green-stained Vulcans.

"Sir are you quite alright?" HE asked

"By all Logic..Given that we are bleeding..I would say barely" Spock replied

"We will get you to our nurse then" Dark Link offered.

"That would be fine" Spock said

Kirby got on the loud speaker.

"Nurse peach you have some patients!" He called from it.

Umi's POV

Ugh...Why do i have to deal with this man...hes so logic obsessed..As is most of our race... She thought she kind o had an issue with supressing her emotions...She was looked down on for it alot. She followed Dark Link slowly.

"Nurse Peach will check you over" Dark Link said "Then ill ask Master hand if we have some spare rooms"

"Very Logical" Spock said "I am grateful for your..Hospitality" The Vulcan said.

"Thank you sir" Dark Link bowed "I will ask Kirby to prepare you some food with healing herbs"

"Thank you" Umi said happily And...here it goes again...

"Ms Umi..It is not logical or a full Vulcan to show such..strong emotions" Spock said sternly "Our emotions...Is what causes impurity"

"Yes Spock..I see the Logic in that" She lied she really didnt care what Spock said. After all he was Half Human...So what would he know on full Vulcans?

They walked to Nurse Peach and went through Treatment. No serious Damage was done. Just a few cuts and bruises.

I wonder how this stay will treat us..Umi thought Hopefully we dont have to stay long.

Kirby's POV

Kirby finished cooking the Lamb chop soup and began reading a cook book. Dark Link came in with the order Spock and Umi placed. "They are asking for something called..Plomeek soup..What the hell is Plomeek soup?" He asked

"Its a soup that Vulcans eat' Kirby said "I studied the foods of different races in culinary arts"

"They're Vulcans?" Dark Link asked

"It appears to be so" Kirby replied

"Oh...What is a Vulcan?" Dark link asked

"...Ill just make the soup..Dont worry about it" Kirby said getting a Pot out of the bowl.

Vulcans Eh? Kirby thought Their Nerve pinch might be an issue...Ill be watching those two...Hopefully they dont try anything .

That is the first chapter. Hope you enjoyed and hope you will enjoy future chapters! ~KirbyKnight65