This is my first fanfiction so please review :) Who was unexpected
Megamind loves Roxanne but one week she recieves a message about a business trip and she starts ignoring Megamind.
Poor Megs
"Megs! Megs! Gues what? I just got a message that I'm off to Avrial City!" Roxanne squealed as she jumped up and down. "That's great Roxie!" Megamind replied, he was now the hero of Metro City and it had only been a week since Titan's defeat and his dear Roxie was on her way to a city in the middle of somewhere?That thought brought a feeling of sadness inside him,yet he should be happy for her. "Congradulations Miss Richie." Minion said with a happy smile. "Oh dog! I have to pack I'm leaving on Thursday! So I gues I'll see you boys in two weeks time, bye" she almost darted out the door before Megamind pulled her to his chest. "What about my goodbye kiss?" he said seductively. "Oh, I-I-I have garlic breath." she finaly stamered out as she pulled away from Megamind and slid out the door. Megamind didn't understand at first but then he laughed it off still thinking it was rather strange of her. Then he thought,"What if I ask Roxie on a good luck date before she leaves then she's ought to explain why she avoided him for almost everything he tried on her. That reminded him of last week when she had kissed him willingly but now she did'nt even want his arms wrapped around her! Then he got an idea! "Minion! I need something fancy yet not very expensive for next Wednesday!" he shouted before he slid into bed that night dreaming of what he planned for his dear Roxie.
"Sir, please just try it on it will look fabulous!" Minion insisted for the sixth time. He had made his master a suit that looked alot like the one James Bond wore on his missions. "No Minion I'll look like Warden dressed up as me!" Megamind shouted as he backed away like a child about to recieve medicine. "But Sir, you never told me what it was for."Minion tried to reason with his master.
"Alright Minion you are right and I'm ...less right and I should have known." he said it as if he were reciting a boring, old poem.
"It's for a goodbye date for Roxanne and I'm calling the date Operation Good Luck!"he said heroicly.
"What ever you say Sir as long as it's..." he was cut off by his master finishing his sentance.
"Safe and smart, I know, I know, I know!" he finished as he walked to his planning area.
"Ok, flowers, drinks,dinner, that can be arranged" he wrote down the three things. "Ok, venue, let's see, um, un-evil lair" he said as he wrote it down. He was starting to get excited more and more about his date with Roxanne and how he would make it a great night,but that she won't have to stay up late and then sleep late and miss her flight and never speak to him sent shivers up his spine to think about losing Roxanne, the only woman he had ever loved.
"Hello? Miss Richie is that you?" a voice asked on the other end of the phone. "Yes it's me. Do you have everything ready? Remember I need him dead before I come back." she said in a cruel tone. "Yes, Miss." the voice said. "Good I'll want the head on a spear as a memory." she said as she hung up. Just as she hung up her phone rang. "Arghh!" she groaned as she answered the phone without looking at the number letting out a "What the maggots do you want!"
"Roxanne?" she heard a familiar voice say. Megamind! she thought. "Oh yes sorry for the outburst it's just that ...I ...I was a...playing!" she said randomly then noticing how stuiped that sounded. "Oh, ah, with what?" Megamind questioned noticing the hiding sounding voice. "Um, with, you see it's... I'm playing with,...toys!" she said. Oh Roxanne, how stuiped can you get? she thought. "With toys?"Megamind questioned thinking he will find out something new about her. "Yeah, um" she could'nt take the guilt so she slamed the phone down in his ear, and stuffed the phone in her bag.
"She hates me!" Megamind cried as Minion tried to comfort him. "How do you know she does she might have been having a rough day and felt guilty for shouting at you or she might have been sleeping and been waken up must have made her grumpy,just like you in the morning." Minion said with a smile. That was true Megamind did get grumpy in the morning and if he did'nt get enough sleep he would be like a zombie, which meant he would eat a tissue if it were put in his breakfast cereal.
That made Megamind smile. "Ah, you fantastic fish you. You always know what to say, maybe I'll phone Roxie again and try and ask her properly" he said as he stood up and walked over to the phone.
Roxanne's phone rang. This time she checked the number then she answered. "Hello?"
"Hey Roxie, um, I was wondering if you could come over on Wednesday night?" he asked shyly.
"Well, um I would love to but I have to finish some work before I leave." she said calmly yet she was lying.
"Oh, you work too much! Just for a bit, please?" he asked.
"I'm sorry, maybe when I'm back, ok?" she asked trying to sound sweet.
"Um ,alright bye." he said sadly as he hung up.
"Hold on, if she can't come to me, who said I can't come to her!" he told himself happily. "It will be a great big surprise!"
