"This is all sorts of unfair."
The four Heads of House, Headmaster, and required professors (one Moony and Paddy) stood before the four teenagers, arms crossed in that way adults do when trying to appear stern and knowing that any other position would fail them miserably, Messrs Weasley, their friend Lee Jordan, and one Harry James Potter sat at the desk before them in Dumbledore's office.
McGonagall pinched the bridge of her nose, she had always warned them all that the day the son of James Potter and godson of Sirius Black decided to put his lot in with the Weasley twins would be the day that Hogwarts would damn near fall to its stone foundation.
One knew it was a bad day when Sirius Black himself stood on the side of the teachers, without prompting from one Remus Lupin for him to do so, these four put even them to shame. Giving them a run for their gallions.
"So we have to make it a list, an actual thing, for everyone to know that there are indeed certain things that are not appropriate to do?"
The four exchanged looks and burst into laughter.
Upon recovering from their laughing fest, they nodded solemnly, and leaned back in their chairs looking much the part of chastised children. Harry chanced a glance at his two canine guardians, having to resist the smile that fought to the forefront at the amused shine in their eyes, "If we do this, does that mean I'm still grounded?, Remus's lips twitched as he fought his own amusement, "We'll see."
Once more they exchanged looks, and Harry held his hand out for Dumbledore, "Deal."
Challenge Accepted.
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
(And may not take as a challenge to try and do either)
By yours truly, Messrs Potter, Weasley, and Jordan
Approved by Professors Snape, Black, Moon-errr-Lupin, McGonagall, And Dumbledore.
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1. I am not a sloth Animagus.
(And I should not use this excuse to get out of certain tasks-Harry)
(It does not work on anything.-Fred)
(If anything, we'd be Weasels, like Malfoy is a Ferret-George)
(And Harry would undoubtedly be either a puppy or a young deer-Lee)
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2. I am not the 'Defense Against the Boring Classes' teacher
(And neither is Professor Moony-Harry)
(Or Professor Black-Lee)
(And we should stop telling first years that its actually a thing.-Harry)
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3. I am not allowed to eat chocolate frogs in potions class, even if I brought enough for everyone. Emptying a bag of them onto the potions teachers desk to prove so is not acceptable either.
(Especially if their from Remus's secret stash!-Harry)
(Remus has a secret stash?-Fred)
(Why is this the first time we're hearing about this stash Harrikins?-George)
(Because he knows exactly how much he has in said stash and I don't want him to notice that I've been taking any-Harry)
(Sharing is caring Potter-Lee)
(…..He's going away for the weekend coming up. Be there at 5 sharp. Not 5:01. Not 4:59. 5 on the hour-Harry)
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4. I will not refer to the Grim as a 'nice doggy'.
(Honestly, Prof Trelawny tried it once, Sirius almost bit her.-Fred)
(Harry is really the only one who can do so and get away with it.-George)
(That's cause I'm Sirius's favorite ever!-Harry)
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5. When asked what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling 'It does DEATH!' may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
(I don't think I've seen Moody speechless before!-Fred)
(It only added to the hilarity that it was Harry who shouted it!-George)
(I don't think I've ever seen Snape laugh before. Period.-Lee)
(It was funny at the time but you guys weren't there for Moony's lecture as to why one doesn't answer that question in that manner. My ears were ringing for a week, not even joking, and I thought Mrs. Weasley was bad!-Harry)
(We are so telling Lupin you said that!-Lee, Fred, and George)
(...Please don't!...-Harry)
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6. I am not allowed to have my own Army.
Amendment: And asking if I can when I'm older is still a 'no'.
(One can ask.-Harry)
(If one asks again, one will be grounded for the next week, just forewarning-Prof. Lupin)
(One shall not ask then-Lee.)
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7. I must stop referring to Professors by the embarrassing nicknames they acquired in their school days.
(Minnie!-Fred and George)
(Poof!-Lee)
(Moony!-George)
(Padfoot!-Fred)
(Snivellus!-Harry)
(Detention Mr. Potter.-Prof. Snape)
(Oh tough luck Harry!-Lee)
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8. I am not allowed to try and use silencing charms on my Professors, or Prefects. I am not allowed to use silencing charms period.
(It doesn't help when said Professors are also your legal guardians either.-Harry)
(Not your finest moment, Potty Potter!-Fred)
(Though, all in all, it was a beautifully done attempt. 9/10 friend o' mine.-George)
(If you ever try that on me again, Quidditch cup or not, you won't see your broom for a year, Harrison.-Prof. Black)
(…...Your name is Harrison?-George.)
(Dammit Sirius...Wait...….No...I didn't mean that!...No! Don't tell Remus!-Harry [put in by George, Harry is currently preoccupied])
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9. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not allowed to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the students you are looking for'.
(Especially after you've just watched the Star Wars movies.-Harry)
(They take it as you trying to use wandless magic to obliviate them.-George)
(Doesn't end well-Lee)
(Lee wasn't allowed to commentate the next like, billion matches-Fred)
(It was surprising bleak without him-Harry)
(Surprisingly? oooh I'm offended by that mister!-Lee)
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10. 'Defying My Will' is not a crime worthy of Life in Azkaban, and I should not tell the first years that.
(Sirius was not happy.-Fred.)
(Harry, you made like, twenty firsties cry.-George)
(You guys are the ones who dared me to say it! My ears are still ringing! Don't let the laid back personality fool you, the man can yell, his lectures put Remus's to shame!-Harry)
(We applaud you for taking one for the team.-Lee)
(I hate all of you.-Harry)
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11. I will not lock Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will survive the meeting.
(This one wasn't even me. I had nothing to do with it.-Harry)
(Harry you punched Malfoy in the nose.-Ron [How did he get on here?-Fred])
(Mr. Potter did more then that Mr. Weasley. He broke the boys nose. It took Madam Pomphrey an hour to mend it.-Prof. McGonagall)
(Like I said, the idea of locking us in there was not mine, it was Fred and George.-Harry)
(Cub, then where did all this gold come from? From what I gather, this would be about ten percent of the bet earnings, which should be confiscated.- Prof. Moony)
(I have no idea what you're talking about.-Harry)
(liar.-Lee)
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12. The fact that there are only three unforgiveable curses does not mean that every other curse is 'pretty much forgivable'.
(Note, this is also not a valid argument when you get caught trying to curse annoying classmates, you will still get scolded for it-Harry)
(We agree with you Harry, Professor Moony's lectures have nothing on Professor Black's, my ears are ringing still, ouch.-Lee)
(Yea, but I feel worse for longer when it's Professor Moony doing the lecturing, he gets that disappointed look to his eyes and uses that tone and its horrid.-Harry)
(That's good to know cub.-Prof. Moony)
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13. Telling Professor Lupin (Moony!) 'Zap' when talking about werewolves is considered an insult and should not be done.
(I honestly didn't think he was going to do it!-Fred)
(I swore he was bluffing!-George)
(I get the feeling that he was not teaching his first years about Rictumsempra like he said he was.-Lee)
(Boys, it is time for class, make this easier on yourselves and come peacefully.-Prof. Moony)
(I wish we knew where Harry's hiding spot was!-Fred and George [sorry for the sloppy script we writing this trying to out run Professor Lupin...NO!...RUN LEE! RUN!...REMEMBER US AND OUR AWESOMENESS!...…]…)
{Harry here, hahaha, thank merlin there's only two parselmouths and he is not the other.}
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14. Bungee Jumping off the Astronomy Tower is against the rules even if it isn't written anywhere in said rules.
(Boys I feel like this one just goes without saying.-Prof. Black)
(You thought wrong Mr. Paddy.-Fred.)
(Clearly.-Prof. Black)
(I don't think I've ever seen Remus nor Dumbledore go so wide eye'd.-Harry)
(I'm almost sure McGonagall passed out.-George)
{Lee is currently serving detention at the moment as it was his idea to try it.}
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15. Claiming that the voices in my head made me do it is not a proper excuse.
(Sorry guys but I cant go to Hogsmeade this weekend.-Harry)
(Why?-Ron)
(What did you do?-Hermoine)
(I accidently set Remus's office on fire.-Harry)
(I told you not to mess with the potions Harry.-Prof. Moony)
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16. {Continued from number 15.} Neither is the excuse that my evil twin Larry made me do it a proper one either.
(Especially since they know I don't have a twin. It's going to be a long weekend.-Harry)
(I don't even know why you went for that one cub.-Prof. Moony)
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17. Non-Flammable is not a challenge.
{Fred and George, Lee, and Harry would have put their two knuts in here but unfortunately the Great Hall has befallen a dire need of clean up and they are currently busy. }
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18. Professor Lupin is not addicted to chocolate and I will stop implying he ever was.
(But that would be lying, and I'm not allowed to lie.-Harry)
(Harry.-Prof. Moony)
(Attached is a photo of Harry's consequence for such cheek. Who knew the boy who lived could be taken down so easily.-Fred.)
(Cant...Breath...Oh merlin!...stoooooop!-Harry)
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19. I will not tell first years that they will be sacrificed on February 31st.
(It is considered heartless and bullying.-Lee)
(Detention will be given.-Fred)
(They will believe you and start crying. Parents/Guardians will be called.-Harry)
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20. I am not allowed to let in a Mountain Troll in memory of Professor Quirrell.
(Nor am I allowed to tell Harry to jump on its back like he did in his first year.-Fred)
(What? He did what?- Prof. Moony)
(Harry James Potter, you did not!-Prof. Black)
(You guys didn't know?-Lee)
(Why are we hearing about this just now Harrison?-Prof. Moony)
(Thanks guys...Remus! What ar...Wait! No! Sirius I'm fine! I can explain!-Harry)
AN: So obviously this is my very first HP fic, I've normally stuck to only reading HP fics, but I've got a few in the works! I hope you like it! I know its not great but...….hopefully its not too bad! So please no flames! I know the characters are OOC, and probably will be in other stories in this category that I put out!
And obvi AU lol!
Anyway, thanks for reading Loves! If theres anything you wanna see on the list def drop a comment! I got a few still but love seeing what you might come up with!