Ok, I have just let my imagination (or insanity) flow here (just like
I do for my other.stuff) and it has come out, well, odd to say the least.
This is a semi Lord of the Rings and Beverly Hills Cop II crossover (who'd
have thought?). I know it's short, forgive me, but good things come in
small packages!
I do not own Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills cops, movies about those cops in Beverly Hills, or anything similar. I do not own LOTR, Legolas is not really my friend (darn, I wish!) so do not sue me. The only character I own is Drew.
~
Legolas slept peacefully. It was around midnight and he was having the greatest dream in the world. And if anyone interrupted it, he'd have a mind to shoot him or her full of arrows. Which, though unexpected, would happen.
Drew crept up quietly, smiling insanely. It took a lot of self control not to laugh maniacally when you were about to do something so crazy and rewarding.
She whispered in his ear, "Say, 'yo baby, yo baby, yo." Unknowingly, Legolas muttered, "Yo baby, yo baby, yo." Biting her lip to contain her giggles, Drew continued, "Say 'owww'." "Owwww." "Say 'owwww'." "Ow." Drew smacked Legolas in the head, making him bolt upright. "OW!" "That's excellent, Legolas, you're making great progress!" Drew clapped her hands.
Red with rage, Legolas yelled, "DREW!!!" Drew cackled and ran out of the room, Legolas hot on her heels even though he knew he couldn't catch her. It was cold outside and he was in his pajamas! Elves were graceful and quick, not stupid. Walking back inside, Legolas came across Aragorn who'd been awakened in all the noise. Legolas grabbed Aragorn by the collar. "Tomorrow," he hissed, "you are getting us all locks for our doors. Understand?"
Aragorn nodded, surprised.
"Good," Legolas said. "Now I am going back to bed, as I fear that this lack of sleep will destroy my elven beauty and give me wrinkles. Oh," He turned around. "Lock the doors please, and don't let that psycho in until morning. Thanks." Walking back to his room, Legolas chuckled to himself. "Say 'brrrrrr'."
I do not own Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills cops, movies about those cops in Beverly Hills, or anything similar. I do not own LOTR, Legolas is not really my friend (darn, I wish!) so do not sue me. The only character I own is Drew.
~
Legolas slept peacefully. It was around midnight and he was having the greatest dream in the world. And if anyone interrupted it, he'd have a mind to shoot him or her full of arrows. Which, though unexpected, would happen.
Drew crept up quietly, smiling insanely. It took a lot of self control not to laugh maniacally when you were about to do something so crazy and rewarding.
She whispered in his ear, "Say, 'yo baby, yo baby, yo." Unknowingly, Legolas muttered, "Yo baby, yo baby, yo." Biting her lip to contain her giggles, Drew continued, "Say 'owww'." "Owwww." "Say 'owwww'." "Ow." Drew smacked Legolas in the head, making him bolt upright. "OW!" "That's excellent, Legolas, you're making great progress!" Drew clapped her hands.
Red with rage, Legolas yelled, "DREW!!!" Drew cackled and ran out of the room, Legolas hot on her heels even though he knew he couldn't catch her. It was cold outside and he was in his pajamas! Elves were graceful and quick, not stupid. Walking back inside, Legolas came across Aragorn who'd been awakened in all the noise. Legolas grabbed Aragorn by the collar. "Tomorrow," he hissed, "you are getting us all locks for our doors. Understand?"
Aragorn nodded, surprised.
"Good," Legolas said. "Now I am going back to bed, as I fear that this lack of sleep will destroy my elven beauty and give me wrinkles. Oh," He turned around. "Lock the doors please, and don't let that psycho in until morning. Thanks." Walking back to his room, Legolas chuckled to himself. "Say 'brrrrrr'."