Adventure Time!: Hospital Mayhem!
As we left off last time, Finn and Jake were bonding. By killing innocents and doctors. After doing inaproporeate things with Doctor Princess then chopping her in two, Finn and Jake were best buds again. Best buds who wanted to destroy Ooo. They spoke little because they knew what to do. This included plunder,murder,rape etc, etc . Why they dare do this who knew? They plundered a curious novel titled "cUpCaKeS hOnK" covered with gross multi-colored blood. After reading the crossover fanfic they got back work albit more creeped out than before. This did not stop the looting of course. They took more items then they could carry. But Finn (who i failed to mention got a sweet eyepatch) picked up a wheelbarrow. Jakehad trouble transforming with his new robot arm (his RIGHT arm, he also has an eyepatch). Now they were practicly pirates all they were missing was a boat and possibly some optional cutlasses (but pirate fassion is off topic).
these boys were bad ass killing machines once they got out of the treehouse. Armed with Magnums with fancy Laser blasters, butterfly knives, Finn with his Rooty-gem sword and Jake with his Fancy looking battle axe. Jake was armed with 10 wooden stakes and Finn was armed with garlic to take out a vampire who shant escape... They started off with finishing off the Candy Kingdom. Bubblegum, who died last fic had her funeral in just 2 days. Since Jake turned the body to dust by pounding it, it was just an empty casket filled with momentos from her loyal citizens. This, of course did not matter considering over 75% of them were in CANDY HELL with her they got to the Candy Kingdom, Pepermint Butler came running out exclaming: "Oh! Finn and Jake thank jegus you're here! madmen are running loose and i dosay there are RUINING the to -URK!" Was the last thing out of Pepermint Butler's mouth before Jake swung his MIGHTY AXE into Pepermint Butler's Head. Finn followed up on this by chopping him in two. Finn and jake looked at eachother with brotherly love as they chomped on Pepermint Butler's head- a thing Susan Strong couldn't even do. Finn and Jake- They were warped now. Crude shells of what they once stood for. Why? I won't really explain, thats up to you. They looked at their "masterpeice" as the icy view of the Ice Kingdom came into sight. Like other mentaly disturbed villans like Victor Zszaz or The Calendar Man, They thought they would save the Ice King from his mortality. Life didn't treat him well at all really. He had no wife, he was old, all he had was ice and penguins- he coulden't even hump half the penguins on their own free will.
It was a frigid Journey, even for them. They walked up the path of the Ice king, their intent on mind. At the moment the Ice King was distracted, dressing up his penguins as princesses as Finn and Jake steathaly moved in. When sudenly Mr. T came bursting in through the wall with an Mp5 blowing the Ice King down. He then shouted: " I DON'T PITY THAT DAMN FOOL!" and flew and i said FLEW off into the Fire Kingdom Blasting it up with his eye-beams. Finn and Jake were big-eyed and their jaws dropped at what they just saw. But soon the penguins were acting funny. Their beaks started spinning and their eyes were glowing blood red. They shreiked with a noise sounding like 12 micrphone feedbacks all sounding into eachother.
What will happen to Finn and Jake? Whats up with the Penguins? How is Mr.T still alive?
All thsi and more answered in Adventure Time!: DeathJake: The FORESORD of Murder(and bad grammar)