Confessions…. With the cast of Naruto!!
Host- Welcome everybody. I want you all to… Sasuke and Naruto! Stop that immediately!! –Calms voice- Thank you. Lets begin opening up, shall we? Sasuke start us off
Sasuke- -angst- Hello, my name is Sasuke, and I have a confession…
This… this isn't my real hair color. I… I-I dye it… b-black…. –sob-
Naruto- -stares, jaw drops to floor- Oh… my… god… -squee-
Sasuke- Well, we all know that that's not YOUR real hair color, dobe. I mean, seriously. Nobody can have the color of sunshine naturally!
Naruto- -pouts and folds arm across chest-
Host- Thank you Sasuke for sharing that very, um, important fact... with… us. Who's next?
Naruto- HELLO!! My name is Naruto, BELIEVE IT! And I –sigh- I-I'm… allergic to… ramen… -sigh/sob- believe it….
Host- Uh-huh, um… thank… you –I guess- well, some … interesting… confessions. Who's next?
Itachi- Yeah, my name is Itachi. I have Kisame… paint my nails…
Host- -stares- Alrighty then, what a weird group! O.o Let's continue on….
Kakashi- Yo! My name is Kakashi, and I… I –sigh- take –gulp, mumbles- viagra….
Iruka- Damnit Kakashi! You shouldn't have said that one!! –Slaps forehead-
Kakashi- Sorry, but that's the first one that came to mind!
Host- Well, looks like you're next Iruka… -jots down some notes-
Iruka- yeah, well you already my name is Iruka, and I hate dolphins –clenches fists-
Host- Oh… Kay… next?
Gaara- -death glare- I like… -sigh- picking flowers when I go for walks…. –death glare-
Host- Rrriiiggghhhttt… let's, uh, continue this just gets weirder! –Sigh-
Neji- my name is Neji and I'm a cross dresser…. –stands up and rips off clothing, revealing women's clothing-
Host- Thank you for that O.o someone else please continue….
Hinata- -blushes shyly and waves- Hi, my name is Hinata, and I'm secretly a stripper who throws raves every night in my basement… - blushes deeper and laughs nervously-
Shikamaru- I might as well butt in and say that I help her throw her raves, yes I become active at night… -troublesome-
Ino- Oh my god Hinata, you're a stripper? I can't believe it!
Naruto- Yeah right Ino, I know what you've been up to –nudge nudge- C'mon, admit to everyone how you have hired Hinata for your little get-togethers with Sakura –winks-
Ino- -beats up Naruto- SHUT UP NARUTO!!! Oh, Sasuke. Don't listen to him, Sasuke –nervous laugh He's jus letting his imagination get the best of him, but I know your way better than that… -rubs arm in nervous motion-
Naruto- OW! Damnit Ino! Just tell the truth! You too, Sakura!!
Sakura and Ino- -in unison- SHUT UP NARUTO!
Sasuke- -gets a slight nosebleed from imaging him, Naruto, and Gaara in that situation-
Host- Let's move on before anything else dangerous happens… Shino, how about you?
Shino- -silence- I hate bugs…
-SILENCE-
Host- Kiba, how about you?
Kiba- I had a crush on a cat in 5th grade –looks away in shame
Akamaru- -whimpers in pain and rejection-
Kiba- Sorry pal, I couldn't help it! –Sob-
Host- What about the three great shinobi? Anything to admit to?
Tsunade- I got a breast augmentation when I was younger…
Jiraiya- I'm gay…
-Everyone stares in disbelief-
Naruto- But you drool over women all the time!! And you write those pervy books Kakashi likes!!
Jiraiya- just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm not imaginative and observant!!
Host- -interrupts- How about you?
Orochimaru- I'm actually Michael Jackson
-ANGST-