Camp Noissap

Chapter One: Welcome Back

Disclaimr: I wish!

It would be the trio's fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Except, this year would be different. Dumbledore had sent every student in 4th year and up a letter telling them that there would be camp this year. He rambled on and on in the letter how muggle like it was, and how Hogwarts should do more muggle related things. Most people were surprised and excited, others groaned and thought it was balderdash. One person who was particularly thrilled was Hermione Granger. She had been to camp ever since she was seven. She packed her last few belongings, following the list of supplies needed.

"Got plenty of muggle clothes... knickers... yeah Im all set."

Harry and the Weasleys were very excited as well. Harry had sepnt all summer at Ron's house watching camp tapes that the Weasley's had rented.

"Herm, hon.. a few bites than we've got to get a move on!" She heard her mother calling fom downstairs.

"Yeah mum, just...trying,.....dammit!" She was sitting on her suitcase to get it closed, knowing she had over packed. When she finally heard the click, she sighed with contentment. Quickly looking in the mirror, brushing a few strands of hair back to place, she'd seen how much she had changed. Her hair was still full, but wavy and controlled. She was rather shapely, all the right stuff in all the right places. As always, she had dimples when she smiled, and since the year she shrunk her front teeth... she could open her mouth knowing that she didn't look like a chipmunk. She was some what taller, standing at 5'6" as well. One thing that would never change though, were her caramel eyes. They were warm and strict at the same time. She shook her head, gradually coming back to reality. Grabbing her suticase, she sprinted downstairs skipping steps as well.

"Slow down pumpkin, you won't be late." Mr. Granger assured her kindly.

"I know dad." She grinned and seized a piece of toast, putting it in her mouth like a doggie, still holding her suitcase tightly."

"Remeber", Mr. Granger shouted after her, "Chew and swallow!"

Not paying any attention, she met her mother outside. She took the suitcase and plopped it in the trunk. "Oh I know you'll have fun."

"I know I will, I haven't been to camp for a long time... Harry and Ron will love it!"

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After a tedious and anxious ride to the station, Hermione nearly fell head first into the crowd. "Do be careful Hermione!" Her mother cried worridly.

"I know m...." She began but saw her two best friends running towards her. "Harry, Ron!" She caught them in a group hug. They were hesitant at first, but eventually hugged her back. "You can't imagine how much Iv'e missed you two!" She nearly squealed.

"We've missed you as well Hermione... oh we've got to tell you about some of the movies we rented.." Harry grinned with delight.

As she said hello to everyone else, she noticed a blond headed, heinous, half-wit standing with his two cronies. "Malfoy.." She murmerd wrathfully. Even though he hadn't said or done anything to her yet... she wanted to slug him. He looked up to meet her glare and smirked, quirking a brow. "Evil bastard."

"Hermy?" her mother questioned.

"Yeah, thanks for driving me mum, love you... later!" She gave a quick hug and grabbed her suitcase and other belongings.

As the three walked, they began to talk. "Hey Herm, ever hear of poison ivy the camp movie? Will we have to sneak over to the girls side of camp pretending to be girls?" Ron inquired. Hermione knew that this would be a loooong ride to Hogwarts.

"No, Ron."

"Will we get poison ivy?"

"No."

"Will we fall madly in love with the nurse?"

"Er...lets hope not."

"Will there be a seductive camp counselor wife?"

"No."

"Will Micheal J Fox be there?"

"Ron!"

"Sorry...."

Shaking her head and laughing a bit, they stepped onto the train and into their favorite compartment way in the back. "I'm afriad to ask.. but, what other camp movies have you seen?"

Harry chose to speak after the display of moronic quesions Ron asked. "Hmm.. there was Camp No Where, Heavy Weights, Posion Ivy, and Ron's personal favorite.... The Parent Trap." He chuckled.

"I don't know what your talking about.." Ron's face reddened... "It was a lovely movie." He sounded very serious.

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After many more questions such as 'Will there be twins switching places?' They all filed out of the train. Hermione could feel a tall presence behind her and couldn't help but glance over her shoulder.

"Can't keep you eyes off of me eh Granger?" Draco Smirked... it seemed like that was all he did, hurl unwanted comments and smirks!

"You dropped your pocket"

"What?" he looked around on the ground, as she laughed mercifully. He just snarled at her and pushed her and the dream team aside, cutting everyone else as well.

"Whats his problem." Ron gave off a confused look.

"Do you even need to ask?" She commented.

"True, true."