"I'm not touching that!" Puck exclaimed.

Tonight was the night that Puck and Karofsky had their monthly 'sleepover' that they had done since the 3rd grade, where they would share stories, make prank calls, eat pizza and watch movies. But tonight David wanted to do something more...

"Go on dude, just for a laugh," Karofsky chuckled, pulling down his zipper, threatening to pull it out.

"No man, I ain't gay!" Puck turned away and closed his eyes, hoping that this wasn't actually happening.

"Neither am I… Come on! I ain't busted since Tuesday…"

"…And you ain't 'busting' tonight either, god dammit put it away!"

Puck opened his eyes once he had heard David's zipper pull up, before asking "Dude. What. The. F***?"

"I dunno, I got bored, and i'm so horny"

"You want my advice… Loose weight, get abs, then you'll never need to use your hand again" Puck said, with a cheesy smile, struggling to remember the last time he had masterbated.

"F*** off!" Karofsky groaned, thinking of all those crash-diets and dust-covered gym membership cards, before slowly picking up Puck's laptop and throwing himself on the bed, as he waited for it to load up.

"Hey bro, I told you, you ain't doing that tonight."

"I'm not doing that. I'm seeing if anyone's accepted me on MC"

"MC?"

"McKinleyCh t."

"What's that?" Puck asked. David looked at Puck in shock, but then explained.

"It's the school's new chatroom site, that Figgins paid for. Designed for students to keep up on McKinley news, exchange homework advice and talk about the 'brilliance' of the school. But in reality it was just another Social Networking Site, where students posted unwanted status updates thinking that people care. Look."

David turned the screen and showed Puck the site. At the top was a bright red banner with the school logo and 'Ch t' written crudely after it in a graffiti-style font. Underneath was similar to that of Facebook, with a long list of notifications and updates by students.

"Looks cool" Puck said smugly

"It is, hey you should make an account." Karofsky proposed.

"I have a better idea, we should make a fake account, just for lols" Puck smiled evilly.

"Sounds like fun," Karofsky agreed

It wasn't long before the boys had finished all the details, and all they needed was a username and profile picture.

"Go with NewGuy101," David suggested, and Puck typed it in. "Now all we need is a pic," It didn't take long for the boys to scour Google, and find an appropriate picture on Dalton Academy's website. It was of the school's music student of the month, Blaine Anderson.

"Right let's send some requests about." They sent requests to the girls they thought to be the hottest and/or cutest, until someone unexpected popped up, in the suggestions box.

"Add him!"

"Kurt? Why would we add Kurt?" Puck asked.

"We can 'have some fun' and torment the little faggot. That'll teach him for being a lil' homo. Puck stupidly agreed, and it didn't take long for 'Gaga4GleeClub' to accept.

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