N/A: Here's something random I made up on the spot. TA DAA.
Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. Kthx.
"Do you think Lady Gaga has a penis?" Stan asked me randomly one day while we were watching TV. I stared back at him blankly.
"What the fuck kind of question is that?" I retort with a raised eyebrow. He gave a loud laugh and shook his head.
"Just answer me."
"Well- I don't know, I guess not? I mean, she has tits."
"Ever heard of a tranny, Ky?"
I made a face and hit him playfully. Stan gets his 'thinking' look and I turned away from him and back to the television. "Maybe she got it removed." Stan commented with a grin.
I facepalm. "Can we please change the subject?"
"Fine, fine." Stan waves me off. He's quiet for a moment before he starts his bull shit again. "How long d'you think her dick was?"
"Shut the fuck up, Stan."