"Congratulations, Lyon! You are officially a member of Fairy Tail!" Exclaimed Mirajane, Fairy Tail's bubbly bartender, who just stamped a blue Fairy Tail emblem on Lyon's chest.
"Okay, thanks," replied Gray's childhood friend, "but are you sure you want me in your guild? I mean, Gray and I practically hate each other, after all."
"Oh, that doesn't matter! You might think that you hate Gray, but I think we all know it's just some entertaining man-crush. But seriously, a lot of us people in Fairy Tail claim to hate each other, however, we all know that that's only either rivalry or they secretly are in love. Everything that goes on in Fairy Tail can really be quite interesting once you begin to understand everyone's relationships," Mira started to ramble.
"Ah, I s-see...," Lyon sighed.
"About relationships. Oh, I should also tell you who you can and can not date... Alzack and Bisca are married. So don't ever try hitting on Bisca! They have an adorable little girl named Asuka. Don't hit on Lucy, either. She clearly has a thing for Natsu. And as for Erza, I think you'd rather have nothing to do with her, that is, if you value your life. Levy will most likely start dating Gajeel within the next few months. Have you ever seen them together? They're SO adorable! Evergreen is kind of antisocial sometimes, but I guess that goes for the whole Thunder God Tribe. Lisanna is my little sister. So if you want to date her, you have to get my permission. And I'll never give you my permission!"
"What about Juvia?"
"Oh, sorry Lyon. She only loves Gray. Oh, my! I seem to have forgotten. I'm the bartender here and I make most of the food, so if you have any allergies, tell me! I'll probably be making food for you, so when I do, I don't want to endanger your health in any way."
"Well, I never got any allergy tests for this or anything... but I think I'm allergic to Gray. You see, whenever I'm around him, I suddenly get light-headed and start blushing. My heart also starts pounding inside of my naked chest, and I get some other 'strange manly feelings'. And sometimes, my nose starts bleeding when he strips..."
"Oh, dear...," Mira said, facepalming.
"Is it that bad?"
"No... Lyon, look behind you," Mira chuckled.
It was none other than Gray, and he had a very disgusted look on his face.
"G-GRAY!" Lyon stuttered.
"WAIT, WHAT? W-what the hell, Lyon?!" Gray barked.
"I knew it was a man-crush!" Mira giggled.